Capitalist ParadiseWorld Census

The Most Cheerful Citizens in Capitalist Paradise

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 28,379^th in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

1.	The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“We are always pretty”
2.	The 28 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT	Capitalist Paradise	“Moonbat Free Since '63”
3.	The Capitalist Community of Circulationem Pecunia	Anarchy	“Fortis Praevaleat”
4.	The Democratic States of Viperreich	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“For the glory and the grace of our nation”
5.	The Republic of Hellbardia	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Never give up”
6.	The Collector of the forgotten of TalAkMaChen	Democratic Socialists	“Let's go for another round”
7.	The ArchQueendom of LadyFasterkittens	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Only Diamonds Will Do”
8.	The United Federation of Plisskenstan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Pecunia non olet”
9.	The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of Caelestius	New York Times Democracy	“Perfection Manifested”
10.	The Free Domes of Meridiani Planum	Capitalizt	“We flourish together as free men and women”

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