Cape of Good Hope World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.


1.	The United Republic of Dakotax	Father Knows Best State	“Bis Zum Schluss”
2.	The Allied States of Kreviths	New York Times Democracy	“Only atack in defense”
3.	The Federation of Crus Sarialand	Corrupt Dictatorship	“We Will Endure”
4.	The Republic of Kuria Shatters	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
5.	The Kingdom of Izona	New York Times Democracy	“Free palastene”
6.	The Commonwealth of Cowanooka	Democratic Socialists	“Cowanooka, O’ great land, forever shine.”
7.	The Empire of Denomination of DsK	New York Times Democracy	“By”
8.	The Republic of Sonora-Baja California	Capitalist Paradise	“Where the Tropical Breezes Blow!”
9.	The Holy Empire of MasterCluck4	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Meer of minder belasting op single moeders!?”
10.	The United Western States of Olichi	Iron Fist Consumerists	“changing soon”

Cape of Good HopeWorld Census