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The Smartest Citizens in Canada

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, Canada is ranked 1,822nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

1.The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster NuevoCivil Rights Lovefest“Libertad y Justicia”
2.The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ERDemocratic Socialists“Resistance is futile.”
3.The Desert People of MirahgePsychotic Dictatorship“It's not enough that I succeed; Others should fail”
4.The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized StonersDemocratic Socialists“All Your Base Are Belong To Us!”
5.The Republic of Maple IslandsScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Pax et Justitia”
6.The Parliamentary Republic of British CanuckistanDemocratic Socialists“A great place for architects and dilettantes.”
7.The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchersFather Knows Best State“The Truth Is Out There...”
8.The Dominion of CraptasticaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“This is why we can't have nice things!”
9.The Commonwealth of MojaguayScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Your mom . . .”
10.The Hidden Country of KiljaritPsychotic Dictatorship“Ummm.....We'll think of one later”
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