The Smartest Citizens in Canada
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Canada is ranked 1,822nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
1. | The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Libertad y Justicia” | |
2. | The Mildly Oppressive Republic of SLAM-ER | Democratic Socialists | “Resistance is futile.” | |
3. | The Desert People of Mirahge | Psychotic Dictatorship | “It's not enough that I succeed; Others should fail” | |
4. | The Soviet Socialist States of The Unionized Stoners | Democratic Socialists | “All Your Base Are Belong To Us!” | |
5. | The Republic of Maple Islands | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Pax et Justitia” | |
6. | The Parliamentary Republic of British Canuckistan | Democratic Socialists | “A great place for architects and dilettantes.” | |
7. | The Democratic Republic of SetiCrunchers | Father Knows Best State | “The Truth Is Out There...” | |
8. | The Dominion of Craptastica | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This is why we can't have nice things!” | |
9. | The Commonwealth of Mojaguay | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Your mom . . .” | |
10. | The Hidden Country of Kiljarit | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ummm.....We'll think of one later” |