BoriopaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Boriopa

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.	The Armed Republic of Aspynaria	Free-Market Paradise	“Monkey see, monkey do!”
2.	The Jingoistic States of Realpolitik	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
3.	The Free Soviets of Za Kakumei	Left-wing Utopia	“Bread for all, and roses, too.”