BloopsjoojWorld Census

The Most Corrupt Governments in Bloopsjooj

World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.

1.	The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast	Moralistic Democracy	“Beans”
2.	The Borderlands of Miniapor	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Just give up”
3.	The Empire of Samikalo	Iron Fist Consumerists	“My cofe is carpet”
4.	The Empire of Deutsches Mitteleuropa	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gott mit uns”
5.	The Queendom of Staezatka	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Kaffe er alt”
6.	The People's Republic of Irandana	Tyranny by Majority	“FREEDOM! LOYALTY! WORK!”
7.	The Commonwealth of Bialyia	Corrupt Dictatorship	“I Will Consider It.”
8.	The Armed Republic of Burlongagon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Proficere quoquo modo”
9.	The Principality of Soilnstuffestan	Authoritarian Democracy	“Look it”
10.	The Republic of Illinois Confederacy	Moralistic Democracy	“Lincoln = Best President”

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