The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Bloopsjooj
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Democratic States of Azukria | New York Times Democracy | “Azukria rise up!” | |
2. | The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast | Moralistic Democracy | “Beans” | |
3. | The Commonwealth of Bialyia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I Will Consider It.” | |
4. | The King Sopo of Bloopo | Civil Rights Lovefest | “+choose bloop | jooj” | |
5. | The Rogue Nation of Bloopvin Bloopjooj | Anarchy | “Kawaii” | |
6. | The Fiefdom of BLOOPWI | Anarchy | “Sandy and loopy living their bloopiest lives” | |
7. | The Armed Republic of Burlongagon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Proficere quoquo modo” | |
8. | The Empire of Cuddlebloops | Anarchy | “I'm you, but so much worse.” | |
9. | The Empire of Deutsches Mitteleuropa | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gott mit uns” | |
10. | The Armed Republic of Eastern Gordon | Corporate Police State | “Mission Accomplished” |