The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Bloopsjooj
The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.
1. | The Seva of The Vampire Lands | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Always and Forever” | |
2. | The Armed Republic of Burlongagon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Proficere quoquo modo” | |
3. | The Rogue Nation of Bloopvin Bloopjooj | Anarchy | “Kawaii” | |
4. | The Borderlands of Miniapor | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Just give up” | |
5. | The Free Land of Revaina | Left-Leaning College State | “Gimme gimme” | |
6. | The Fiefdom of BLOOPWI | Anarchy | “Sandy and loopy living their bloopiest lives” | |
7. | The People's Republic of Irandana | Tyranny by Majority | “FREEDOM! LOYALTY! WORK!” | |
8. | The Free Land of Everything That Is Holy | Conservative Democracy | “The Rising Sun from the burning ashes!” | |
9. | The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast | Moralistic Democracy | “Beans” | |
10. | The Democratic Republic of Poopybum | Capitalist Paradise | “Hang yourself” |