Black Mesa IslandsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Black Mesa Islands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Black Mesa Islands is ranked 1,881^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.	The Dead Undead Zombie Zombies of Economa Incorporated	Capitalist Paradise	“Opportunity For All, Success For Some”
2.	The Insane Asylum of The Intellectually Challenge	Compulsory Consumerist State	“To cut the cheese, one must file a weapons permit.”
3.	The ❦ ⼕卄讠ᐯ闩㇄尺ㄖㄩ丂 ⼕ㄖ爪尺闩ᗪ讠Ꮆ闩𝓝丂 ❦ of ShirayukiM	Iron Fist Consumerists	“☆꧁༒☬S E N P A I☬༒꧂☆”
4.	The Democratic Republic of Koharu Kusumi	Father Knows Best State	“Ozoi stole the precious thing”