The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Bigtopia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The Heavily Armed Super Power of Archidamus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Right Is More Precious Than Peace” | |
2. | The Unsuspected Ambush of A Raider Sleeper | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Time to Sleep!” | |
3. | The Republic of Bigtopian Salvagers | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Smaller than Big” | |
4. | The Republic of Clungus | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Deez nuts are for suckin'” | |
5. | The Disputed Territories of Darth Leia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
6. | The Republic of Dus Akingtorlaa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
7. | The Republic of Insomniac Dragon | Moralistic Democracy | “Pride and Industry” | |
8. | The Republic of Jadekill | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
9. | The Republic of Jubilee 2 | Moralistic Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
10. | The Klingon Bird-of-Prey of KSN78 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “wo' toy'taHvIS Hegh 'e' tul Hoch tlhIngan” |