The Most Primitive in Barbaria
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
1. | The Incorporated States of Fyilliyines | Corporate Bordello | “Sail on brother” | |
2. | The Theocracy of Shik Daha | Right-wing Utopia | “From the Depths, We Rise!” | |
3. | The Kingdom of Alyssya | Capitalist Paradise | “Let the Universe show you the answers” | |
4. | The Republic of Basaviya | Left-Leaning College State | “Truth , Justice , Unity” | |
5. | The Sultanate of Oudi Hazala | Corporate Police State | “From the Past, in the Present, to the Future” | |
6. | The Republic of Upper Hayastan | Corporate Police State | “Oppress like it's 1995” | |
7. | The Republic of Dexima | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “que regresa” | |
8. | The Kingdom of Vorikstean | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We walk with God.” | |
9. | The Imperial Theocracy of Holy Barbarian Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Deus Vult!” | |
10. | The Kingdom of Culof | Iron Fist Consumerists | “One Nation, under King and God.” |