The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Balder
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
1. | The 31 of ------------------------------- | New York Times Democracy | “A” | |
2. | The Republic of -Aberdeen | Iron Fist Consumerists | “RIP Jumbo Floating Restaurant” | |
3. | The Republic of -Aldrich Bay | Moralistic Democracy | “愛秩序灣” | |
4. | The Tiidck ka kaki kaki kikika of -Altoria- | New York Times Democracy | “Lah Liffa Altora!” | |
5. | The United States of -American Federation- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
6. | The Republic of -Cyberpunk- | Moralistic Democracy | “Kowlooni Puppet” | |
7. | The Hormisid dynasty of -Eransahr- | Corporate Police State | “Masihiyat, padshahy, melliyat” | |
8. | The Republic of -Gynecology | Authoritarian Democracy | “Kowlooni Puppet” | |
9. | The Republic of -Hong Kong Island | Authoritarian Democracy | “Land of expats and rich Hongkongers galore.” | |
10. | The Republic of -Kowloon Walled City | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Can't breathe in this hellhole!” |