BaghdadWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Baghdad

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.	The State of Ymana	Anarchy	“State”
2.	The Queendom of Alta Parana	Anarchy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
3.	The State of Newar	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.	The State of MyQ	New York Times Democracy	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.	The Queendom of Akkadiad	Benevolent Dictatorship	“The City of Peace”
6.	The Empire of Zack	Free-Market Paradise	“Peace”
7.	The State of Solomon Macey	Moralistic Democracy	“Home So Proud”