The World World Census

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.


1.	The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
2.	The Phantasm of Afi-Aftos	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Eschew Obfuscation”
3.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
4.	The Mysterious Airship of King Carl	Iron Fist Consumerists	“No it is not”
5.	The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Money, Power, Respect!”
6.	The Republic of Buyers United	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Motto”
7.	The Hand Puppet of Beelzenef	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Murderers”
8.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
9.	The Sheep shoop of Vest Oldabre	Compulsory Consumerist State	“sheep shoop”
10.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”