AsmaraWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Asmara

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The Colony of Asmara	Free-Market Paradise	“Our Community”
2.	The Queendom of Chamoot	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Mission Accomplished”
3.	The District of Eley	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Glory to our community”
4.	The State of Espana	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Plus Ultra”
5.	The State of Ezekias	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Two Hits”
6.	The State of Mokroye	Corrupt Dictatorship	“A Job Done”
7.	The District of The Grand Banks	Anarchy	“Community”
8.	The State of Warren Young	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Empire Forever”