AsexualityWorld Census

The Safest in Asexuality

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

1.	The Commonwealth of The Gaymers	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Anime”
2.	The Republic of Asexual Spectrum	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Peace and Justice”
3.	The United Socialist States of Sovietsj	Corporate Police State	“Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.”
4.	The Nubian Princess of Houthaa Mis	Corrupt Dictatorship	“True Glamour Is Internal”