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The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

1.The Libertarian Paradise of CashdeerAnarchy“Free Markets, Free People”
2.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
3.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCorporate Bordello“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
4.The Hellhole of FudgedupCapitalist Paradise“It's just a prank bro!”
5.The Infection of EdgemasterCompulsory Consumerist State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
6.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
7.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
8.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCompulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalizt“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
10.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCorporate Police State“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
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