AlnobiaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Alnobia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Alnobia is ranked 12,061^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.	The Republic of The Parium Acroplo	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Things explode”