The Fattest Citizens in Aeyrgia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Aeyrgia is ranked 508th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Holy Capitalist Republic of The Almightily Dollar||Capitalist Paradise||“Money makes the world go around”|
|2.||The Industry-Based States of Dutch Gnagflow||Capitalist Paradise||“If you didn't want it why did you ask for it.”|
|3.||The Loving Couple of -Woah Crikey-||Right-wing Utopia||“Lumity”|
|4.||The Amazonian Queendom of Keenta||Capitalizt||“Sisters Doing It For Themselves”|
|5.||The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Olden Finland||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Strength is in Unity!”|
|6.||The United Socialist States of Dunarius||Left-wing Utopia||“Better Days Are Coming”|
|7.||The Empire of Germaniam||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Freedom depends on the departure of will”|
|8.||The Community of Me cool nation||Democratic Socialists||“Freedom has no place in the light of our sun”|
|9.||The Post-Collapse Super Nation of Zvlokiquix||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.”|