The Fattest Citizens in Aeyrgia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Aeyrgia is ranked 508th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.The Holy Capitalist Republic of The Almightily DollarCapitalist Paradise“Money makes the world go around”
2.The Industry-Based States of Dutch GnagflowCapitalist Paradise“If you didn't want it why did you ask for it.”
3.The Loving Couple of -Woah Crikey-Right-wing Utopia“Lumity”
4.The Amazonian Queendom of KeentaCapitalizt“Sisters Doing It For Themselves”
5.The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Olden FinlandCivil Rights Lovefest“Strength is in Unity!”
6.The United Socialist States of DunariusLeft-wing Utopia“Better Days Are Coming”
7.The Empire of GermaniamPsychotic Dictatorship“Freedom depends on the departure of will”
8.The Community of Me cool nationDemocratic Socialists“Freedom has no place in the light of our sun”
9.The Post-Collapse Super Nation of ZvlokiquixCorrupt Dictatorship“Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.”