AeyrgiaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Aeyrgia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Aeyrgia is ranked 508^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.	The Holy Capitalist Republic of The Almightily Dollar	Capitalist Paradise	“Money makes the world go around”
2.	The Industry-Based States of Dutch Gnagflow	Capitalist Paradise	“If you didn't want it why did you ask for it.”
3.	The Loving Couple of -Woah Crikey-	Right-wing Utopia	“Lumity”
4.	The Amazonian Queendom of Keenta	Capitalizt	“Sisters Doing It For Themselves”
5.	The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Olden Finland	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Strength is in Unity!”
6.	The United Socialist States of Dunarius	Left-wing Utopia	“Better Days Are Coming”
7.	The Empire of Germaniam	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Freedom depends on the departure of will”
8.	The Community of Me cool nation	Democratic Socialists	“Freedom has no place in the light of our sun”
9.	The Post-Collapse Super Nation of Zvlokiquix	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Tomorrow's just your future yesterday.”