Abyss WatchersWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Abyss Watchers

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Abyss Watchers is ranked 21,007^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

1.	The Cheat Unit of Cobra Car	Civil Rights Lovefest	“How do you turn this on”
2.	The Lord of Cinder of Abyss Watcher	Capitalist Paradise	“We shall stop the abyss, no matter the price”
3.	The Heroic Sacrifice of Artorias the Abysswalker	Civil Rights Lovefest	“All of you, forgive me...for I have availed you nothing”