AbidjanWorld Census

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Abidjan

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.	The District of Boulderridge	Corporate Police State	“Community”
2.	The State of Halagigie	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Might Makes Right”
3.	The State of Juneidi	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
4.	The State of LAbidjanaise	Anarchy	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
5.	The State of Repobli	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Amour, Patrie, Progrès”
6.	The State of Trosu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Strength Through Freedom”
7.	The State of Zante	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace”
8.	The State of Zeda	Anarchy	“You Can't Stop Progress”