100 Nations of Conquest World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, 100 Nations of Conquest is ranked 10,353^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.


1.	The KRAKHOUSE of KRAKBABY	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Give the people what they want.”
2.	The Disputed Territories of Swordfish II	Anarchy	“SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY.”
3.	The United States of MAKE MONEY FAST	Free-Market Paradise	“MAKE MONEY FAST!”
4.	The Extra Low Prices of Food Lion	Right-wing Utopia	“Saving you time and money is our business.”
5.	The Battlefield of Sex as a Weapon	Corporate Police State	“Hell is for children.”
6.	The Genius of The Master Shake	Compulsory Consumerist State	“My name is...Shake-Zula! The mic rula! The old skoola!”
7.	The Oppressed Peoples of Wandering Jew	Iron Fist Consumerists	“See: JEWS IN SPACE!”
8.	The Gornworld of S-sgarnon	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Merciful and quick.”
9.	The Nude Land of Nude Men	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Cast off the tyranny of pants!”
10.	The Power of Puce	Moralistic Democracy	“Simply the best.”

100 Nations of ConquestWorld Census