The Fattest Citizens in 10000 Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, 10000 Islands is ranked 10,303rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Black Dog of Phlebacite||Iron Fist Consumerists||“When in doubt execute, otherwise exterminate”|
|2.||The Republic of Chavante||Anarchy||“A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.”|
|3.||The Void of Dustwind||Corporate Police State||“You live, you suffer, you die”|
|4.||The Free Market Plutocracy of New Portuguese Empire||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Faber est suae quisque fortunae”|
|5.||The Oppressed Peoples of Scuffleopolis||Corporate Police State||“Such is life”|
|6.||The Dysfunctional Viper Pilots of The Colonial Fleet||Capitalist Paradise||“All I got from Earth was this radioactive T-shirt”|
|7.||The Oppressed Peoples of Next Meal||Corrupt Dictatorship||“living hand to mouth”|
|8.||The Legend of Lower Phlebacite||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“cmon getaff”|
|9.||The Republic of West Phlebacite||Capitalist Paradise||“Beat it”|
|10.||The Kingdom of Garnbyen||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You only live once”|