UnknownWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Unknown

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

		World	Obesity Rate
1.	The Combined Power of Transnational Corporations	1,013th	64.7
2.	The Commonwealth of Ulto	1,487th	53.95
3.	The Crepuscular Conspiracy of Princess Shadow	6,140th	23.11
4.	The New Cruor Federation of Avakael	9,041st	19.04
5.	The Orc-Warg Dictatorship of Azkelon	85,644th	11.89
6.	The United Socialist States of Snov Soukin	95,659th	11.48
7.	The Hematic Dominions of Brassus	132,508th	9.99
8.	The Sanguine Majesty of Kshrlmnt	139,601st	9.95
9.	The Sanguine Empire of The Sounds of Laughter	158,108th	9.83
10.	The Cruor Empire of Unknown Guardian	175,287th	9.69

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