The Smartest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
World | quips per hour | ||||
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1. | The Haar Meest Goddelijke Staten of Samantha-Higgs | 919th | 257.69 | ||
2. | The Nebulous Populace of Serinupu | 2,654th | 177.29 | ||
3. | The Free Land of Pensamiento | 3,122nd | 165.66 | ||
4. | The Devastations of White Amazons | 5,185th | 130.6 | ||
5. | The Oppressed People of Prisonstate | 5,354th | 129.28 | ||
6. | The Dictature Totalitaire of Domace | 10,624th | 91.79 | ||
7. | The Acceleration Federation of Zergeria | 11,741st | 87.15 | ||
8. | The Surveillance State of Americaes | 11,947th | 86.36 | ||
9. | The Proletarian Dictatorship of Nedvia | 14,561st | 77.49 | ||
10. | The Empire of Teipor | 15,315th | 75.77 |