The Fattest Citizens in Neo Otaku Utopia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | World | Obesity Rate | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Football ⚽ Obsessed State of Ter Voland | 335th | 89.32 | ||
| 2. |  The United States of Pippa the Rabbit | 9,941st | 18.27 | ||
| 3. |  The Empire of Van | 10,829th | 17.78 | ||
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Henya the Super Genius | 42,275th | 14.46 | ||
| 5. |  The Pizza-loving BADASS Souchou of Kson On Air | 44,109th | 14.31 | ||
| 6. |  The Autonomous Prefectures of Hatsunese Micronesia | 158,242nd | 9.83 | ||
| 7. |  The Community of MLS | 161,270th | 9.81 | ||
| 8. | The Community of Football Club Dallas | 258,418th | 7.08 | ||
| 9. |  The State of Hatsunia | 264,985th | 6.79 | ||
| 10. |  The Boundless Future of The Society for Hatsune Miku | 293,422nd | 1.26 | ||
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