The Fattest Citizens in Command and Conquer Universe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | World | Obesity Rate | |||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperatoria of New Owningland | 1,482nd | 54.12 | ||
| 2. |  The Headquarters of The G D I | 138,620th | 9.96 | ||
| 3. |  The Terrorist Organization of The Black Hand of Nod | 139,602nd | 9.95 | ||
| 4. |  The Scavengers of -United Brotherhood- | 208,188th | 9.24 | ||
| 5. |  The Allied States of The Lone Alliance | 218,966th | 8.97 | ||
| 6. |  The 美尻 of The Emperor Fenix | 236,408th | 8.21 | ||
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