The Nudest in the South Pacific
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 7,799th in the world for Nudest.
1. | The New Order of Sporaltryus | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Welcome to the party, boss.” | |
2. | The Most Serene Republic of Gymnostan | Democratic Socialists | “Man came from apes; society came from man.” | |
3. | The Republic of Almeinst | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “ ” | |
4. | The People's Republic of Xcambo | Democratic Socialists | “We Will Endure” | |
5. | The Commonwealth of Estudantes de Psicologia | Democratic Socialists | “It's all in your head” | |
6. | The Commonwealth of Island thing | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
7. | The Holy Empire of Sobbing | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Crying is the best remedy” | |
8. | The Free Land of Nexy | Democratic Socialists | “Don't be knobs to each other.” | |
9. | The Republic of Brayden Ruffner 2 | Corporate Bordello | “Watt” | |
10. | The Kingdom of Mortiferum Hiems | Capitalist Paradise | “Redemptionem populo” |