The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

259,841.The French Federated Republic of ZachenNew York Times Democracy“Le sang des martyrs arrose nos prairies”
259,842.The Federal Union of New ZealandiniaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Let's Keep Moving!”
259,843.The Participatory Democracy of TuronsLeft-wing Utopia“Science and Secularism”
259,844.The People's Republic of SolesiePsychotic Dictatorship“One Nation, One Color, Only one Folk”
259,845.The Rotes Reich of DistelmslandCorrupt Dictatorship“Für Nation, Volk und Kaiser!”
259,846.The Republic of OurequaLiberal Democratic Socialists“One people united under Heaven's eye”
259,847.The Dominion of DergboldPsychotic Dictatorship“...”
259,848.The Republic of BrightFuturesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lets us make a Brighter Futures”
259,849.The Social Democracy of BeneficentCivil Rights Lovefest“Support the well-being of all people.”
259,850.The Community of Terminus SanctuaryDemocratic Socialists“THOSE WHO ARRIVE, SURVIVE.”
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