The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

259,831.The United Commonwealth of KinegienerDemocratic Socialists“In the Name Of Kinegiener Let Unity blossom”
259,832.The Protectorate of RSCA Privateer 10Corrupt Dictatorship“Vires In Numeris”
259,833.The Sparkling Waters of NamakanLeft-wing Utopia“Keep your stick on the ice”
259,834.The Democratic Republic of MarinxaDemocratic Socialists“Compassion and Victory”
259,835.The Empire of PicairnLeft-wing Utopia“The Empire rules the waves!”
259,836.The Rogue Nation of CaranhzbaulaIron Fist Consumerists“There are lot of fine fruits around here”
259,837.The Futuristic Socialist Society of AztecopiaNew York Times Democracy“We're used to winning”
259,838.The Dining Room Full of Thanksgiving DinnerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pass The Gravy”
259,839.The Dissociative State of HardscrabbleCivil Rights Lovefest“Per mascara ad astra”
259,840.The Wanderers' Confederation of LyssetLeft-Leaning College State“Not all who wander are lost.”
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