Chicken overlords World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Chicken overlords is ranked 1,993^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.


1.	The Pit of Endless Despair of The Pit of Endless Despair	Corporate Police State	“Get rich or die trying”
2.	The Land of Malnota	Anarchy	“Unity in Chaos”
3.	The Grojgblognikov of Jerbalingok	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The scramjackal cometh!”
4.	The Rockonomic Kingdom of Death of Khastovia	Corporate Police State	“Poder, dinheiro e rock n' roll”
5.	The Colony of Zucaldoneis	Psychotic Dictatorship	“We can't expect God to do all the work.”
6.	The Free Land of Murder and Arson	Corporate Bordello	“If you want it, you can do it”
7.	The Confederate Empire of Kekination	Benevolent Dictatorship	“democracy is the stupidest form of government”
8.	The Free Land of Freedom Africa	Anarchy	“Freedom and freedom.”
9.	The Realm of Orbeez	Corporate Police State	“This is a horrible place to live”
10.	The Disgruntled Fans of YZYLAND	Corporate Police State	“Who Was In Paris?”

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