The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.


317,491.	The Federation of Suontee Lake	Authoritarian Democracy	“Finnish Lakes”
317,492.	The Republic of Eastern Alabama	Psychotic Dictatorship	“God and liberty”
317,493.	The Dictatorship of Supreme Catland	Psychotic Dictatorship	“All hail supreme leader”
317,494.	The Republic of Natexozain	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Μόνο φροντίσουν για τον εαυτό σας!”
317,495.	The Republic of Card Addict 14	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Strength Through Freedom”
317,496.	The Missile Launching Nation of Podrian Defence Post 4	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Destruction always comes before creation”
317,497.	The Federal Republic of Laacou	New York Times Democracy	“Morior Invictus”
317,498.	The Federal Stratocracy of Laskaltine	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mir sinn Laskaltinien! Mir besëtzen d'Arrivée!”
317,499.	The Republic of Inflation 105	Moralistic Democracy	“Inflate all trading cards!”
317,500.	The Nomadic Peoples of Card Demon 6	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Mostly Harmless”