The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.


303,681.	The Republic of Chicken Djibouti	Authoritarian Democracy	“We love y’all’s.”
303,682.	The Lost Kingdom of Falcor Toboe	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Keep Moving Forward”
303,683.	The Vers Galactic Empire of New Decius	Democratic Socialists	“Aeternum Vigilans et Fortis”
303,684.	The People's Republic of Singaoh	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Calm, before, during and after the storm”
303,685.	The United Kingdom of Grossbritannien und Nordirland	Moralistic Democracy	“Dieu et mon droit”
303,686.	The Republic of Cwh533	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Never Eat Yellow Snow”
303,687.	The Ducal Union State of Kistyana	Moralistic Democracy	“We Will Endure”
303,688.	The Republic of Renin Card Farm 323	Moralistic Democracy	“For Rhenna”
303,689.	The Nomadic Peoples of Puppet State 316	Free-Market Paradise	“Pride and Industry”
303,690.	The Rogue Nation of Udcs4	Moralistic Democracy	“God, Homeland, Liberty”