The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.


284,011.	The Colony of Mordeth	Corporate Police State	“With a whisper”
284,012.	The Republic of Limbo key 19	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Might Makes Right”
284,013.	The Dominion of Puppet State 205	Right-wing Utopia	“By The People For The People”
284,014.	The Armed Republic of 22nd Keltan Infantry Brigade	Moralistic Democracy	“Subservient to Kelton, Subservient to Christ”
284,015.	The United States of Paramountica	Civil Rights Lovefest	“E Pluribus Unum”
284,016.	The Theocracy of Nidland	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Kûzher khà tharga!”
284,017.	The Republic of You 804	Moralistic Democracy	“You Can't Stop Progress”
284,018.	The Kingdom of Tentaculata	Psychotic Dictatorship	“SUCK”
284,019.	The Republic of Mercy-44	Moralistic Democracy	“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
284,020.	The Sultanate of Fxxfzj	Moralistic Democracy	“Xzjf”