The Most Rebellious Youth in Eladen
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Eladen is ranked 167th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
1. | The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
2. | The Empire of Little Flowers | Capitalist Paradise | “Roses have thorns!” | |
3. | The CUP Imperial Province of The CUD | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care” | |
4. | The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors | Anarchy | “ROI is King” | |
5. | The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh | Anarchy | “I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me” | |
6. | The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
7. | The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of America | Capitalist Paradise | “Liberty and Private Property” | |
8. | The Oppressed Indigenous Eladeni of Jungles of Klesh | Father Knows Best State | “Death is Freedom” | |
9. | The Fact Is Marble Was Queen of The World of Ares | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.” | |
10. | The Irate Exploited Ambulant Mob of Straphangers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “97% On Time My Ass!” |