The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Eladen
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Eladen is ranked 113th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
|1.||The Empire of Little Flowers||Capitalizt||“Roses have thorns!”|
|2.||The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of Klesh||Anarchy||“I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me”|
|3.||The Ever Regressing Backwater of Prosophobia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“25000000BC or Bust!”|
|4.||The Decadent Opulence of Gray Mouser||Capitalizt||“Molte nemici, Molto onore”|
|5.||The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate Investors||Anarchy||“ROI is King”|
|6.||The Holy Empire of Klesh||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”|
|7.||The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles||Left-wing Utopia||“What goes around, comes around.”|
|8.||The Process State of The Albertan Empire||Corporate Police State||“Shoot, Shovel, and Shut up!”|
|9.||The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservatives||Free-Market Paradise||“Outta my way!”|
|10.||The Barbaric Magnificence of Fafhrd||Compulsory Consumerist State||“è l'aratro che traccia il solco, ma è la spada difende”|