NATION

PASSWORD

The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Riverdale

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

1.The Ginger Bull of Archie AndrewsCapitalist Paradise“We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together.”
2.The Repentant Renegade of Chuck ClaytonIron Fist Consumerists“I am trying to be better”
3.The Military Future of Dilton DoileyCorrupt Dictatorship“If you publish that story, my life will be over”
4.The Incorporated States of FP JonesCorrupt Dictatorship“Snakes don't take orders from Pigs”
5.The Dearly Departed of Jason BlossomIron Fist Consumerists“Some things are worth dying for.”
6.The Banished Bad Boy of Joaquin DeSantosPsychotic Dictatorship“I didn't come back for you.”
7.The Unfortunate Circumstances of Jughead JonesIron Fist Consumerists“Things don't tend to turn out well for me.”
8.The Stud-finder General of Kevin KellerMoralistic Democracy“Grab that ginger bull by the horns.”
9.The Joyful Jock of Moose MasonFather Knows Best State“Everyone thinks Tom Hardy is cute!”
10.The Himspirational Himbo of Reggie MantlePsychotic Dictatorship“You Tryin' To Get Me To Flex?”