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The Radiant Polarian Kingdom of Penguin Dictators

LeafyCranberry wrote:YoU'Re An AlIeN aNd I kNoW iT

Well that's just mean. ;-;

The Fortified Republic of LeafyCranberry

Penguin Dictators wrote:Well that's just mean. ;-;

bUt Da FwAg Dou

"Sire, is there any food. I'm getting VERY hungry?" "Well I can't see any in the bag, Sorry." "ughhhhhh." "Well boys, we are withdrawing from this zone." "HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN HERE?!" "5... Years" "5 FRICKING YEARS. I WILL KILL YOU- "WOAH WOAH WOAH, Settle down!" *the soldiers would march out of the area, officially ending the Tangalop Civil War* "The ants go marching one by one hurrah- "SHUT UP." "What?" "That song is a horrible overused march." "Can I use the Johnny version at least?" "Fine."

*gun fire* "OI, WHAT THE HELL?" "Sire I think we have a militia on our hands." "Oh sh- *Gun shot noises* "FIRE!" POV: Other side "AY AY, I think they're losing morale." "Perfect, we can get a foot hold over them." "How will we stabilize the base though?" "We'll talk about that later." POV: LeafyCranberry military force

"AGH, WE NEED SUPPLIES." "The government can't send supplies until Thursday." "GOD DAMN IT, do we at least have a water?" "Well yes." "GIMME!" "Alright, alright."

"Oh hey, they're losing." "Well good." "YES, WE WON!" "It's time to continue the retreat."

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The Egalitarian Republic of Koranz

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:i-is anyone going to talk about what i did?

no? ok

What did you do?

Post self-deleted by Dai chuan.

The Egalitarian Republic of Koranz

Can someone explain how Acolytian moon land is literally on the moon, and yet is in the top 0.8% for strongest TROUT FISHING industry worldwide?! LMAOOOO I love this game

Edit: this is the 78,080th post on the RMB

Edit 2: I did not double post, Dai chuan removed their post. Also, I just submitted my first issue! So excited!!!

Joslisonoria

AIIIIIIIIIIIII

250 mill :D
My capital is Pearlsee City.

The Grand United Kingdom of -Dragonland

Penguin Dictators wrote:Silly, there's no aliens.

Um, I saw a UFO in Rhode Island once. :P

Joslisonoria

I also just submitted my first issue!

The Grand Union of Planets of The Acolyte Confederacy

Koranz wrote:Can someone explain how Acolytian moon land is literally on the moon, and yet is in the top 0.8% for strongest TROUT FISHING industry worldwide?! LMAOOOO I love this game

Edit: this is the 78,080th post on the RMB

Edit 2: I did not double post, Dai chuan removed their post. Also, I just submitted my first issue! So excited!!!

space trout gamer

edit: FFS I LITERALLY LOST ALL MY WORK FOR THE ACOLYTIAN SOLDIER FACTBOOK BECAUSE MY CHROMEBOOK RANDOMLY TURNED OFF WHILE I WAS TYPING WTH I WAS ALMOST DONENHHJJSHAFFSGHASGHSGD

edit 2: heres the factbook finally nation=the_acolyte_confederacy/detail=factbook/id=1729108

The Egalitarian Republic of Koranz

Disclaimer to anyone voting in my elections or who is planning on voting: the party with the most votes will not win unless it has an absolute majority. What this means is that unless a party has 50% or more of all total votes, it won't be elected and instead there will be a re-election.

The Magical Valentine Nation of Uniopolis

To my fellow Americans...
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!🇺🇸
And yes, I am aware it's the 5th, but I was extremely busy yesterday hosting a BBQ.
Anyhoo, what did you guys do for the 4th?

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:my covid got worse. pain.

I'm sorry. I hope you feel better super fast. :)

Holy spire wrote:

After feeling weak and unable to walk, the ArchDuchess's condition only deteriorated, untill today at 11 am, her long life came to an end, on the time her death a magic beam shot to the sky and caused rain to fall. Sadly the area around the archduchess became extremily radioactive.

After getting the news, Severina di Julii immediatly got crowned as Regina Severina of the house of Julii, Divine envoy of rose and the golden queen. Her most powerfull magic is lightning magic which she doesnt need a wand to use.

OOC: I'm sorry.
IC: Uniopolis sends it's condolences to Holy spire.

Penguin Dictators wrote:Since our winning avatar/pfp/flag theme of the month is Aliens, I've updated my flag to reflect this change while keeping in line with our new regional flag's style (also my nation may or may not have been invaded/taken over by aliens).

Ooo, I like the rainbow in it! :D

Penguin Dictators wrote:Dear residents of Wintreath:
Above, there may have been indication that there was some kind of "invasion" happening in my nation, which is categorically false. You can read all about it here:

According to several eyewitnesses on July 1st, they had seen what looked to be a flying saucer flying through the skies during the early evening. Moments after seeing this supposed object, they claim that it then suddenly disappeared without a trace, only for the sky to suddenly be covered by hundreds of them. These same witnesses also claim that they began hovering over houses and other buildings, shooting down a beam of light which seemed to pull up unsuspecting Polsealians into their ships.

"I know what I saw!" claims noted conspiracy theorist Bathilda Clawson, one of the alleged eyewitnesses of the event. "I was just out snooping around in my neighbor's trash, and suddenly it got really bright. I then saw my sleeping neighbor being pulled upward out of their home, and I swear I could faintly see the outline of a flying saucer before the light and ship disappeared.

"This is absolutely absurd, as I'm clearly standing right here talking to you right now." Stated the neighbor in question, Lester White. "As you can see, I haven't been "taken" as my crackpot neighbor seems to think." He adds while adjusting his fur like any normal Polsealian bear would. "What is wrong with you folks?! Did you not see him shifting around his fur?! Clearly he's been replaced by an alien wearing a disguise!" Bathilda screamed out as she was dragged off by completely normal and concerned citizens.

This wasn't an isolated case, unfortunately, as other eyewitnesses such as crackpot scientist Stevie Pawson made similar bold claims before being dragged off by equally concerned citizens, and not aliens in disguise picking up stragglers that they missed.

So as you can see folks, Penguin Dictators is totally fine. There's no alien invasion happening whatsoever, and nobody has been taken over. And to assure you, we were even able to get a statement from Supreme High Lord Emperor Nolin.

"Citizens, I've been hearing how some have been claiming some wild theories about how our own citizens have been replaced by extraterrestial beings. I've decided to step forward to publicly decry such ludicrous statements." He started while adjusting his head slightly, as any normal regal Polsealian bear would. "Had I a partner that stood with me during this time, I'm sure he or she would be in agreement with me on this. But as it has always been known that I've been a lone Emperor, I as always stand solitary and ask that you stand with me to decry such statements that we've been invaded." Supreme High Emperor Nolin explained to thunderous applause by a large crowd of obviously normal Polsealians.

-Written, Edited, and submitted by Toata Leleget.

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Lol, totally normal Polsealians. XD

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:nation=the_acolyte_confederacy/detail=factbook/id=1728866
Next i might do the Acolytian foot soldier.

They both look good. :)

Joslisonoria wrote:AIIIIIIIIIIIII

250 mill :D
My capital is Pearlsee City.

Congratulations!! I like your capital's name. :)

-Dragonland wrote:Um, I saw a UFO in Rhode Island once. :P

It could have been any Unidentified Flying Object, like a plane, bird, or me riding on a unicorn. :P

The Ursian Empire, The stigyan triumvirate, The Greenlandic North, and -Dragonland

The Managed Democracy of The Greenlandic North

Uniopolis wrote:To my fellow Americans...
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!🇺🇸
And yes, I am aware it's the 5th, but I was extremely busy yesterday hosting a BBQ.
Anyhoo, what did you guys do for the 4th?

Host a BBQ and fire off some fireworks. Very fun day all around (and I got light a big one!)

The Ursian Empire, Uniopolis, and The stigyan triumvirate

Post self-deleted by New Narag Empire.

The Magical Valentine Nation of Uniopolis

The Greenlandic North wrote:Host a BBQ and fire off some fireworks. Very fun day all around (and I got light a big one!)

Cool! I wasn't allowed to light any, lol.

The Ursian Empire, The stigyan triumvirate, and The Greenlandic North

The Grand United Kingdom of -Dragonland

Uniopolis wrote:It could have been any Unidentified Flying Object, like a plane, bird, or me riding on a unicorn. :P

I was in the car on the way to my aunt’s house in Massachusetts. On the way there, I looked out the window and everything slowed down. The UFO was there in the distance, a circle with a dome on top. It slowly descended at a diagonal angle over the city, the 4 lights that I could see were flashing slowly. All of a sudden, it disappeared and everything was back to normal. Weird… :P

The Grand Union of Planets of The Acolyte Confederacy

Uniopolis wrote:

It could have been any Unidentified Flying Object, like a plane, bird, or me riding on a unicorn. :P

I once saw a bright flying object in Tennessee on our way to NC, looked almost like a satellite.

Post self-deleted by New Narag Empire.

Post self-deleted by Trashkanistan73.

Saint darsin

The Acolyte Confederacy wrote:I once saw a bright flying object in Tennessee on our way to NC, looked almost like a satellite.

Its either SPOOKY or Cool depends on the persons mind and actions

Kiddian states

Congratulations to The stigyan triumvirate and the Isle of Patch for being chosen as the hosts for WWC II!

The stigyan triumvirate

Kiddian states wrote:Congratulations to The stigyan triumvirate and the Isle of Patch for being chosen as the hosts for WWC II!

It’s an honor, when does it start?

The Grand Union of Planets of The Acolyte Confederacy

Kiddian states

The stigyan triumvirate wrote:It’s an honor, when does it start?

10 days

Saint darsin

Kiddian states wrote:Congratulations to The stigyan triumvirate and the Isle of Patch for being chosen as the hosts for WWC II!

Can i join

Kiddian states

Saint darsin wrote:Can i join

Of course, when it starts

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