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The Ramen Empire sent a telegram to me

And he has a puppet now

Khovostov wrote:

Cease thy heresy, heathen!

What does this mean

The greater state of eurasia wrote:

The Ramen Empire sent a telegram to me

What did he say?

The greater state of eurasia wrote:

What does this mean

It means that this is the new strategy he's trying to use against us.

ah s**t, here we go again

The Ramen Empire Telegram sent to me "I see their are many new nations in the USSR, including you. You don't have to fight you know. It will all be over very quickly when the day comes. Why not be on the winning side? All you and the other new nations of the USSR have to do is swear undying loyalty to me, and by the end of it all you'll all be given th greatest reward of all, Immortality. I'll give you 5 days to consider my offer.
Long live the Emperor, Bow down to the Miracle, the Revolution will Die, and F*** the Machine!
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obviously,

you say no.

yep

His puppets seem to have taken over the leaderboard

what leaderboard?

"The Lowest Overall Tax Burden in USSR"
His puppets took it over, not really a big deal at least they didn't get 1st or 2nd place

also here's a soviet ww2 song:

The Sacred War:

Вставай страна огромная вставай на смертный бой
С фашистской силой темною с проклятою ордой
Пусть ярость благородная вскипает как волна
Идет война народная священная война
Пусть ярость благородная вскипает как волна
Идет война народная священная война
(chorus X2)

Дадим отпор душителям всех пламенных идей
Насильникам грабителям мучителям людей
Пусть ярость благородная вскипает как волна
Идет война народная священная война
Не смеют крылья черные над Родиной летать
Поля ее просторные не смеет враг топтать
(chorus X2)

Пусть ярость благородная вскипает как волна
Идет война народная священная война
Гнилой фашистской нечисти
Загоним пулю в лоб
Отродью человечества сколотим крепкий гроб
(chorus X2)

chorus:
Пусть ярость благородная вскипает как волна
Идет война народная священная война
Пусть ярость благородная вскипает как волна
Идет война народная священная война

Does the ramen empire just send telegrams and try to sabotage our leaderboard with his puppet or is there like more

The greater state of eurasia wrote:

Does the ramen empire just send telegrams and try to sabotage our leaderboard with his puppet or is there like more

He usually just shows up and rambles for a bit before geting bored and/or annoyed and leaving, only to return later. It's a weird cycle.

East obristan wrote:

He usually just shows up and rambles for a bit before geting bored and/or annoyed and leaving, only to return later. It's a weird cycle.

Oh

Ok I'm gonna break the silence.