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The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

Citizens of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant are sometimes amazingly brave (and/or stupid). Consider the following quote from a recent issue.

“Lion dad?” queries Claudius Atwood, grasping his young son under one arm, while feeding a ferocious shoggoth from the other.

There's someone who's very likely to lose at least one limb. What is he feeding that shoggoth anyway? Another son? It wouldn't surprise me!

The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

In celebration of Christmas, our sovereign Nyarlathoggua the Grotesque has decreed that all newborns be thrown to the shoggoths, just in case. And It reminds you of its first Commandment, that you shall have no gods before It. Don't forget: attendance at tomorrow's worship ceremony is MANDATORY. Be there, or don't be. Salvation and/or dissolution - the choice is up to you, though Dark Young will be dispatched throughout the land, to help you make the right choice. Other than that, everyone have a Great Holiday!

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

The dora milaje wrote:The Sufjan Stevens song is good. Calm mood for a zombie outbreak. The string instrument blends in well. Is it a fiddle? I looked up the musician and discovered the Gutalin - never heard of it! But it's an instrument to be plucked. So I suppose the string instrument I hear in the zombie song is something else.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guitalin

Yeah, Sufjan is somewhat known for using interesting instruments. I think it was a common trait of indie rock in the early-2000s. That guitalin looks like a lot of fun, didn't know about it either. Makes sense he would play it, as his banjo plucking is prevalent throughout much of his music and I bet the technique would help there.

I think those blending strings you're hearing are either a violin or a cello, depending on the moment, as those two instruments are credited on the song. I love hearing them in popular music.

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

Nyarlathoggua Triumphant wrote:In celebration of Christmas, our sovereign Nyarlathoggua the Grotesque has decreed that all newborns be thrown to the shoggoths, just in case. And It reminds you of its first Commandment, that you shall have no gods before It. Don't forget: attendance at tomorrow's worship ceremony is MANDATORY. Be there, or don't be. Salvation and/or dissolution - the choice is up to you, though Dark Young will be dispatched throughout the land, to help you make the right choice. Other than that, everyone have a Great Holiday!

"Be there, or don't be" - that is a good line.

Our own populace, on this holiday, has now been suitably overfed to the point of glutton and lethargy. Soon, the true feasting will begin...

The Crawling Chaos of A Cat

Happy holidays to all you reigns of terror. Gluttony and lethargy in front of the fireplace. And prowling...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWUorR8D60

The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

Greetings to you, Prowler in Darkness. *Offers A Cat some kitty treats*.

And welcome back, Black Kitten! I presume you will be prowling yourself. Have you achieved your life goal of becoming a zombie kitty now?

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

A Cat wrote:Happy holidays to all you reigns of terror. Gluttony and lethargy in front of the fireplace. And prowling...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWUorR8D60

At first, I thought that PBS video was a kind of joke. But no, the giant yule cat is a real tradition...

https://grapevine.is/icelandic-culture/art/2008/12/10/the-christmas-cat/

Fascinating...

The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

Oh no! My poll misspelled the holy name of Cthulhu. Boy, am I in trouble!

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

Nyarlathoggua Triumphant wrote:Oh no! My poll misspelled the holy name of Cthulhu. Boy, am I in trouble!

It's ok, I think Lovecraft himself often used alternative spellings. I think in an attempt to represent a word passed between different cultures and altered in the process. I almost always have to look up the "correct" spelling, when using the word. My most common mistake is wanting to put an "h" after the "C" - Chthulhu - because of the word "chthonic".

"Bhuugy'shbop, Lord of the Dance" :P

The dora milaje and Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

Ancient Panther wrote:It's ok, I think Lovecraft himself often used alternative spellings. I think in an attempt to represent a word passed between different cultures and altered in the process.

Lovecraft explained the spelling difficulties as being due to the named beings having extremely alien organs of articulation, leading to sounds that could not actually be produced by human beings, at least without exquisitely painful surgeries.

The dora milaje

Rather chthonic than catatonic. I'd rather dance with the Pharaoh than with Hnggghss'hhrin'hshhyyyuu, Our Dread Lady of the Sneezes.

That Icelandic entity Grýla with multiple everythings would fit right in.

The Crawling Chaos of A Cat

Nyarlathoggua Triumphant wrote:Greetings to you, Prowler in Darkness. *Offers A Cat some kitty treats*.

Accepts treats This poll is full of difficult choices! I shall defer to my daughter.

Ancient Panther wrote:At first, I thought that PBS video was a kind of joke. But no, the giant yule cat is a real tradition...

https://grapevine.is/icelandic-culture/art/2008/12/10/the-christmas-cat/

Fascinating...

Speaking of scary traditions, I also like the horse skull Mari Lwyd.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Lwyd

The Crown Princess of Ulthar of Black Kitten

ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵈʳᶦᵛᵉⁿ ᵐᵃᵈ ᵇʸ ᵍᶦᵃⁿᵗ ᵉʸᵉᵇᵃˡˡ ⁼ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶜᵃᵗ ᵗᵒʸ

Nyarlathoggua Triumphant wrote:And welcome back, Black Kitten! I presume you will be prowling yourself. Have you achieved your life goal of becoming a zombie kitty now?

ʰᵃᵈ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵗᵉ ᵃᵗ ˡᵉᵃˢᵗ ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ᵘˡᵗʰᵃʳ ˡᵒʳᵉ

ᵗʰᵉⁿ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵒʳʸ, ᶦⁿˢᵗᵉᵃᵈ ᵒᶠ ʳᵉᵐᵃᶦⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵍᵒⁿᵉ, ʳᵉᵗᵘʳⁿ

Ancient Panther wrote:"Bhuugy'shbop, Lord of the Dance" :P

ᶜʰᵖʳʳʳ'ʳʳʳʳʰᵘ ˢᵘᵐᵐᵒⁿᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵘʳʳˢ

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

Fear me, all rodentine residents of the region :P

A Cat wrote:Accepts treats This poll is full of difficult choices! I shall defer to my daughter.

Speaking of scary traditions, I also like the horse skull Mari Lwyd.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mari_Lwyd

Highly unsettling. Love this bit:

The men would carry the Mari Lwyd to local houses, where they would request entry through song. The householders would be expected to deny them entry, again through song, and the two sides would continue their responses to one another in this manner. If the householders eventually relented, the team would be permitted entry and given food and drink.

More holidays should have roving bands of extortion-minded ne'er-do-wells.

Nyarlathoggua Triumphant wrote:Lovecraft explained the spelling difficulties as being due to the named beings having extremely alien organs of articulation, leading to sounds that could not actually be produced by human beings, at least without exquisitely painful surgeries.

Ohh, that's a fun explanation, too. You actually see that sort of thing sometimes in normal cultural exchanges, simply between human societies, when the sounds being used are unlike one another.

The Greatest of The Great Old Ones

poll -> existential crisis

Already between species it's difficult: How can humans tell what the blackbird sings, what the whale says, what the octopus thinks...

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

The Great Old Ones wrote:How can humans tell what the blackbird sings

John Vanderslice - Up Above the Sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uRa1JZ-Yto

Everyday the bluebird comes down
And stares at me for hours
Can't figure out if he brings me luck
Or if he's trying to tear me down

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Even though I voted for one of the joke answers, "Azathoth" has always been my favorite of the Lovecraftian gods. The image has always stayed with me, of some great, omnipotent entity slumbering in the deepest reaches of outer space, being lulled by the steady beating of drums and piping of flutes, until that day when they cease and the god wakens once again, to the detriment of the universe...

The Crown Princess of Ulthar of Black Kitten

ᴬ ˡᵘˡˡᵃᵇʸ ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ᴬᶻᵃᵗʰᵒᵗʰ ᵃˢˡᵉᵉᵖˀ

The Crawling Chaos of A Cat

Ancient Panther wrote:John Vanderslice - Up Above the Sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uRa1JZ-Yto

Everyday the bluebird comes down
And stares at me for hours
Can't figure out if he brings me luck
Or if he's trying to tear me down

This is beautiful.

Ancient Panther wrote:Even though I voted for one of the joke answers, "Azathoth" has always been my favorite of the Lovecraftian gods. The image has always stayed with me, of some great, omnipotent entity slumbering in the deepest reaches of outer space, being lulled by the steady beating of drums and piping of flutes, until that day when they cease and the god wakens once again, to the detriment of the universe...

Many hollow-eyed parents with a newborn baby have lived through this trepidation.

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

A Cat wrote:Many hollow-eyed parents with a newborn baby have lived through this trepidation.

Ha! Indeed. This would actually make a pretty great comic or something, where the experience of raising a newborn is expressed metaphorically through the capricious presence of an eldritch horror lurking in their nursery.

The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

From the issue on changing the national currency (#1358): "Just put happy little trees, or a shoggoth, celebrating the nature of our beautiful country. Wouldn’t that just be lovely to have cute, little shoggoths smiling back at you every time you go to pay for your morning tea and porridge?

They left off the part about "and wanting to know just exactly what you were doing with its eggs".

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

Made me curious if anyone had designed Lovecraftian money:

https://i.imgur.com/6kUsa7v.jpg

Quite pretty, if you ask me. Also, apparently someone made a cryptocurrency called "Cthulhu Offerings":

https://ico.li/ia-ia-cthulhu-fhtagn/

"The final goal of OFF is to bring Cthulhu back to earth ... It was not released to make money or even to be profitable—it was released because Cthulhu deserves a way for people to waste electricity in his name."

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

If anyone is interested in a Lovecraft podcast:

https://www.hppodcraft.com/

This is one of the earliest podcasts I really got into. Just two friends going story by story, doing background and some light analysis. Includes lots of pretty good dramatic readings, as well as some interesting interviews. After they exhaust the catalog, they begin to tackle other related supernatural fiction, and much of that goes behind a paywall, but the first ~120 episodes are free and covers every Lovecraft story.

I'm about to begin re-listening to them, since it's been nearly a decade since my first listen-through, so it came to mind and I thought I'd share.

The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

Come back, Black Kitten! Anyone have its essential salts?

The Slouch of Ancient Panther

Nyarlathoggua Triumphant wrote:Come back, Black Kitten! Anyone have its essential salts?

*begins picking through the remains for anything useful*

My people use all of the parts of the kitten.

The Hideous Stench of Nyarlathoggua Triumphant

The region is shrinking! Was it something I said?

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