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The Snarky Space Penguin of Trivalve

If this is going to turn into a war, can you please move it to Knowhere :)

The union of new rhodesia

The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of British Bharat

Trivalve wrote:If this is going to turn into a war, can you please move it to Knowhere :)

Nope, just a normal standoff

The union of new rhodesia

The union of new rhodesia

Trivalve wrote:If this is going to turn into a war, can you please move it to Knowhere :)

Well, as long as it's somewhere other than here...

The Snarky Space Penguin of Trivalve

The union of new rhodesia wrote:Well, as long as it's somewhere other than here...

That joke went Knowhere cough

The union of new rhodesia

The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of British Bharat

Trivalve wrote:That joke went Knowhere cough

That is the worst pun I've seen

The union of new rhodesia

The union of new rhodesia

Trivalve wrote:That joke went Knowhere cough

Oh no... We've been infected by puns!

Fankuwo

I searched on Google the following: tactical nuc-

Google: -lear penguin

Edit: What?

Minarchisia and The union of new rhodesia

The Snarky Space Penguin of Trivalve

British Bharat wrote:That is the worst pun I've seen

That's the point

The union of new rhodesia

The union of new rhodesia

Here are the updates on the Nyasaland Uprising

The Nyasan uprising

by The union of new rhodesia

day 1 - 18/5/22
Tribes in Nyasaland begin to revolt against the government.
3:00pm- The Rhodesian tank Legion sends a detachment to Nyasaland.
3:40pm - fighting has broken out in Lliongwe between Government forces and tribal rebels.
3:47pm - Minarchisia begins to fund tribal rebels.
4:33pm - General De Klerk arrives in Nyasaland to lead government forces.
4:50PM - Tribal rebels began to siege Fort Johnson, Nyasaland, currently being held by the Grey's Scouts company.
5:29PM - Fort Johnson is secured by Grey's scouts.

day 2 - 19/5/22
5:00am - shelling begins at Lilongwe by government forces.
7:08 AM - shelling at Lilongwe stops as government forces begin to drop napalm.
8:00 AM - The RSAS begin a raid in the north of Nyasaland.
8:35 AM - the battle of lake Nyasa begins
battle of lake Nyasa, 9:00 AM - rebel forces are pushed back 180 yards. Stalemate sets in.
battle of lake Nyasa, 3:18 PM - tribal forces break the stalemate and begin to push forward.
battle of lake Nyasa, 3:29 - General van de Graf begins a pincer movement.
Battle of lake Nyasa, 3:53 - General Van De graf defeats tribal forces, forcing them to flee north, Van de graf gives chase.
4:30pm - Jammlandia threatens Rhodesia with nuclear war.
4:40PM - Several tribes are Napalmed.
5:53 PM - at the pressure of German legislation cities and Canadian Dominion, the Rhodesian Government sit down to have peace negotiations.
7:12 PM - It is decided to continue subjugating the Rebels.
7:22 PM - Dowe massacre sees 1400 natives killed.
7:56 PM - Fort Jameson massacre sees 1200 natives killed.

Day 3 - 20/5/22
7:50 AM - the rape of Lliongwe begins.
11:29 AM - The Rape of Lliongwe ends with the rebels surrender.

Government forces casualties: 7
Tribal forces Casualties: 2000-13,800

Read factbook

The Snarky Space Penguin of Trivalve

Fankuwo wrote:I searched on Google the following: tactical nuc-

Google: -lear penguin

Shh don't leak the penguin mafia's plans like that!

The union of new rhodesia and Fankuwo

The union of new rhodesia

Trivalve wrote:Shh don't leak the penguin mafia's plans like that!

I'm leaking this to Rhodesia's top newspaper.

Fankuwo

Trivalve wrote:Shh don't leak the penguin mafia's plans like that!

I dun' say nothin'.

Fankuwo wrote:I searched on Google the following: tactical nuc-

Google: -lear penguin

Edit: What?

Trivalve and The union of new rhodesia

The union of new rhodesia

I've got to go now, my students are sitting their History GCSE paper I today!

Minarchisia

Unitinsk

hello

The union of new rhodesia

The Golden Imperial Federation of PsiCorps

The union of new rhodesia wrote:Today begins the 7 day tour of Pope Romanus XIII, here are the nations he will visit:

British Bharat,
PsiCorps,
TescoPepsi,
Canadian Dominion,
Vulbania,
Mighty imperial japan, and
Minarchisia.

These missions will be Purely diplomatic.

Great! We have some Epsilonians here are Rickrollic

4% of Epsilonians are Rickrollic

Minarchisia and The union of new rhodesia

Minarchisia

Fankuwo wrote:I searched on Google the following: tactical nuc-

Google: -lear penguin

Edit: What?

In Italy there is a band called "Pinguini Tattici Nucleari" which translated means "Nuclear Tactical Penguins".

PsiCorps and The union of new rhodesia

Mighty imperial japan

I killed 20 million today :)

Trivalve, Minarchisia, and The union of new rhodesia

Unitinsk

The union of new rhodesia wrote:Today begins the 7 day tour of Pope Romanus XIII, here are the nations he will visit:

British Bharat,
PsiCorps,
TescoPepsi,
Canadian Dominion,
Vulbania,
Mighty imperial japan, and
Minarchisia.

These missions will be Purely diplomatic.

to many public hangings here?

The Snarky Space Penguin of Trivalve

Mighty imperial japan wrote:I killed 20 million today :)

Only 20 million?

PsiCorps, The free romanians, and Minarchisia

Minarchisia

Mighty imperial japan wrote:I killed 20 million today :)

I'm proud of you.

Unitinsk

Minarchisia wrote:I'm proud of you.

communist?

Minarchisia

Unitinsk wrote:communist?

Yes.

The free romanians and Fankuwo

Unitinsk

Minarchisia wrote:Yes.

why?

Minarchisia

Unitinsk wrote:why?

Because capitalism is bad

Unitinsk

Minarchisia wrote:Because capitalism is bad

whaaaat? no.

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