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Panamexico

Shangyuen wrote:Lies.

https://imgur.com/a/PiqYse1

Volaworand, Melicorium, and Shangyuen

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

Panamexico wrote:https://imgur.com/a/PiqYse1

indeed, you are at 69th for most endorsements given month to date with all of 15. Well done!

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and Carthatska

Penguinya

Anyone wanna join?

Praise yegor

by Penguinya

Praise him.
-group of COD fans who like Yegor
-friendly people
TG me to join.
Oh yeah there’s a Yegor subreddit. Linkr/YegorGang

Yegorites
Penguinya
Republic of Vareshia
Anatoliyanskiy

Read dispatch

Proctethia and Melicorium

Jackingworld

How do I get money?

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Shangyuen

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

Jackingworld wrote:How do I get money?

What do you need money for? Whatever government expenses you incur are paid by taxpayers. Unless you care about them having money?

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, Carthatska, and 1 otherGuillamea

Jackingworld

Card gifting. I don’t care about my people, but I am trying to transfer a card over to a possible ally

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 1 otherCarthatska

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

Jackingworld wrote:Card gifting. I don’t care about my people, but I am trying to transfer a card over to a possible ally

sadly, the only way is earn card cash is to sell or junk cards.

If you can't afford the transfer fee, you could put it up for sale, and then have the receiving nation bid your asking price, but then you risk other folks underselling or out bidding you or both.

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Shangyuen

The Sanduaguo Stan of Purple Hyacinth

Unojo wrote:I am slowly creeping into TSP politics.

*wonders if a peek at https://tspforums.xyz/thread-5837.html may interest you*

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and Shangyuen

The Congruent Repertoire of Unojo

Purple Hyacinth wrote:*wonders if a peek at https://tspforums.xyz/thread-5837.html may interest you*

Considering it.

Volaworand, Proctethia, and Shangyuen

Melicorium

Jackingworld wrote:How do I get money?

Uhh... there isn't money in NationStates...

Anyway, welcome to the South Pacific!
I am Stan Melix, Chairman of the United Socialist States of America (Melicorium) - just call me Melix.
*Gives you a fresh, cold can of Regular Sweetened Melicorian South Pacific Iced Tea, as well as a guide*
Read this guide if you're interested in getting involved in our world-class community! ^_^

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Guides
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Welcome to the South Pacific!

HOLD IT! This dispatch is really long. What’s the TL;DR, please?

Well, the game pretty much plays itself, but if you’re looking to get involved in the region beyond the basics, then there are a variety of things you can do:

  • First, join the World Assembly on the left, and endorse Beepee. This is the simplest way you can help strengthen our region against attack. Read this dispatch to learn more about why this important!

  • Once you're a member, consider visiting our LinkOffice of World Assembly Legislation (OWL) to debate resolutions and get recommendations on how to vote, as well as learning how to write your own WA resolutions.

  • Want to talk to all of us in real time, to get all your questions answered, to debate what there is to debate, or just to chill and have a drink of South Pacific Iced Tea? LinkJoin us on our Discord server.

  • Are you interested in writing and debating laws, and getting involved in the nitty-gritty of regional politics? Join our regional forum and Linksign up to be a legislator here.

  • Interested in helping to craft festivals, events, news articles, and graphics to keep everyone entertained and involved for a long time to come. Join us on LinkDiscord

  • Interested in the military? Do you want to go out into the wide world of NationStates to protect regions from attackers, and take the fight to them if necessary? The South Pacific Special Forces is just the thing for you. LinkJump on Discord to sign up.


Okay, I want more detail, but start with the basics, please!

So, you’ve just started playing NationStates and you’ve been randomly assigned to the South Pacific region. What now?

There’s already a great FAQ on the site that’s worth reading, but I’ll do my best to give you a basic run through here as well.

Firstly, you will want to get to know your nation and get a feel for how you can mould it to your will. This is done by answering issues, which pop up every six hours or so. [Pro-tip - you can change the frequency that you receive issues in your settings] Each issue has a number of possible decisions to choose from. These will usually cover a range of positions on the political spectrum, but they will also tend to be rather extreme - that’s part of the fun! When you’ve chosen which decision you want to take, you’ll get a screen showing you its effect on your nation, as your stats go up or down in various ways, as well as a humorous tagline which will usually make it sound like you made a bad decision (don’t worry, it’s just being funny).

Answering issues is the only way you can directly change your nation’s stats (except population, which just increases steadily over time as a measure of how long you’ve been playing - population milestones will unlock some new customisation features for your nation, like naming your capital city), and it is, basically the whole of the base game. Anything else NationStates has to offer is kinda added-on.

Indeed, the only other part of the game that connects directly to your nation is the World Assembly. It’s kinda like NationStates’ version of the UN, and if you join it you can vote on resolutions created by other nations, the outcome of which will affect your nation’s stats. You can only have one WA nation. Don’t try and have more than one - it’s a serious offence!

There’s more to being in the WA, but that’s the only part of it that affects your nation’s general stats and is, therefore, part of the basics of the game. We’ll look at the other features of being in the WA later.

Okay, so you said I’d been assigned to a region. What is a region anyway and can I change which region I’m in?

Well, regions in NationStates are communities which your nation can be part of. Each nation can only belong to one region at a time, but you are free to move your nation as much as you like, or you can create multiple nations to experience several regions at once.

The South Pacific is a Game-Created Region (GCR), meaning that it was not founded by an individual player and, as one of the five Pacifics, it serves the purpose of being a ‘feeder’ region, meaning it is where new nations are randomly assigned once they are created, because everybody has to start somewhere.

As such, there are a lot of nations in the South Pacific at any one time and nations come and go quite quickly, but this also means that the region is very diverse and inclusive and this is reflected in the aims of the regional government.

Wait, what? The region has a government?

Yes, but there’s more to tell you about regions first!

Okay…

You can find other regions by searching for them on ‘The World’ page and you can change your nation’s region by visiting the World Factbook Entry (WFE - here’s the South Pacific’s) of another region and then scrolling until you see a button labeled ‘Move [nation name] to [region name]’. Click it and you’re off!

Right. Are you going to tell me about the regional government, now? Is that, like, a roleplaying thing?

Yes, okay.

Firstly, the regional government of the South Pacific (known as the Coalition of the South Pacific) is not a roleplaying government, at least, not exactly. It is made up of individuals within the South Pacific who have been elected to office by others in the South Pacific and, once in office, they have real power over the community and what happens there. In that sense, at least, this is not roleplaying. They are not ‘in character’. It is, however, a kind of gameplay, as it allows people to ‘play’ at politics and enjoy another aspect of being part of this community.

So, how does it work?

Well, regional governments sprang up not long after the game was first created back in 2003. They grew up out of the delegate system, which is where nations which are members of the WA can endorse each other and the nation with the most endorsements in the region becomes the regional WA delegate, with increased voting power in the WA itself. That automatically creates a kind of democracy and, since the regional WA delegate has certain powers (like banning nations and editing the WFE), it became a desirable position and one that people wanted to make sure was used wisely.

The limitations of what is possible on regional message boards made regions begin to form the structures of government on off-site forums and, over time and through the work and effort of many ‘generations’ of players, those structures have evolved into fully-functioning governments.

The Coalition of the South Pacific (found Linkon these forums) is one of the oldest democracies in the game. It has Linka charter from which all our laws are derived, an Assembly which serves as the legislature of the coalition, creating and voting on laws and presided over by the Chair; a Cabinet consisting of a Prime Minister and the Ministers, respectively, of Regional Affairs, Foreign Affairs and Military Affairs, who serve as our executive; and a local government on the game website consisting of the Delegate and three Local Council members. All of these positions are elected at regular intervals, allowing players frequent opportunity to run for them.

That sounds interesting. How do I get involved?

The best thing to do is to join the forums here and Linkregister as a legislator, which will allow you to vote on laws. Then you should probably lurk a little while and look through old threads to see what people actually do in government and how it affects the community.

I’d also recommend joining Linkour Discord chat server. It’s great fun and a lot happens on there which is relevant to the forum-based government. Indeed, in many ways, it’s more active than the forums, with the latter serving as the place to store and action all our laws, debates and votes.

What else is there to do?

There is roleplaying on both the TSP forum and the NationStates forum. Most regions have their own journalism reporting on regional events and are keen to have new writers get involved. Our journalism is run by the Ministry of Regional Affairs, who also organise festivals and events and write guides like this to help welcome new players. You can join us Linkon our Discord server

There is military gameplay, which takes the form of using WA membership and delegate endorsement to ‘raid’ regions, taking over their in-game power-structure to make changes or just say that you’ve done it. Other’s ‘defend’ regions from attacks by raiders who seek to damage a region’s membership or culture. There are also independents, who raid or defend just for fun and don’t seek to cause any damage. (the South Pacific has it’s own independent army - the South Pacific Special Forces, which you can join Linkhere, or Linkon their Discord server. There are even special GCRs called Warzones designed just for this purpose.

And of course there’s the usual banter and word games, karaoke competitions, inter-regional festivals - all sorts of things really. There’s always something going on in NationStates!

But don’t be overwhelmed. Take your time, get involved in whatever you feel like whenever you feel like it and don’t stress. Above all, have fun and play nicely with other players!

Read dispatch

Volaworand, Proctethia, and Shangyuen

The Disputed Territories of Le Front de Liberation du Midand

With the introduction of government sponsored sports car and motorcycle jousting (complete with axes and chainsaws), FLM has finally lifted our ban on private ownership of vehicles.

Hopefully this will not lead to the dreaded capitalism we've heard so much about.

(returns to my mad max Marxist utopian hellscape)

Proctethia, Melicorium, and Shangyuen

Western fardelshufflestein

Volaworand wrote:indeed, you are at 69th for most endorsements give month to date with all of 15. Well done!

N I C E .

Give me a C! Give me an A! Give me a P! Give me an--

*WF was found with 27 knives in their back. The death was ruled a suicide.*

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 1 otherKFP

The Dominion of Drystar

The antarctic federation wrote:-snip-

Remember to include your big people words.

Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 2 othersSaint Cinder, and KFP

Western fardelshufflestein

Drystar wrote:Remember to include your big people words.

Antidisestablishmentarianism
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Szczebrzeszyn (city in Poland)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (city in Wales)

Drystar, Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersShangyuen, and Saint Cinder

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:Antidisestablishmentarianism
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Szczebrzeszyn (city in Poland)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (city in Wales)

I'm a simple penguin.

Big words make me hungry.

I like pie.

Aidenfieeld, Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersShangyuen, and Saint Cinder

The Holy Ecclesiarch of Saint Cinder

Drystar wrote:Remember to include your big people words.

Colossal, Giant, Overgrown Dwarf, Human Mammoth, Boulder Buddy, Mountain People, Skyscraper Baldies, Massive Miniature.

Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, and 2 othersWestern fardelshufflestein, and Shangyuen

The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso

The Solar System Scope wrote:Has BCP finally gone mad?

I think its interesting that people laugh online in different ways in different languages?? Although I'm pretty sure most people have at least heard the jajaja in different online communities given the popularity of the spanish speaking language worldwide.

The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, Volaworand, Lily pad nation, and 4 othersProctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and Shangyuen

The Divine Owl of Aidenfieeld

Melicorium wrote:I rarely look outside my window.
What about you?

It’s cloudy and windy, but relatively warm for December.

Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and Kylania

Melicorium

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:Antidisestablishmentarianism
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Szczebrzeszyn (city in Poland)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (city in Wales)

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Volaworand, Shangyuen, and Saint Cinder

Kylania

Aidenfieeld wrote:It’s cloudy and windy, but relatively warm for December.

You must be somewhere in the south ._.

Aidenfieeld, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 1 otherMoaning Lisa

Shangyuen

Western fardelshufflestein wrote:Antidisestablishmentarianism
Floccinaucinihilipilification
Szczebrzeszyn (city in Poland)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (city in Wales)

Melembagapermasyarakatankan (Institutionalized)
Kautakmempertanggungjawabkannyalah (You're responsible for it/that)
Mempertanggungjawabkannya (To account for)

Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and Saint Cinder

The Floofy Foxes of The Solar System Scope

Bear Connors Paradiso wrote:I think its interesting that people laugh online in different ways in different languages?? Although I'm pretty sure most people have at least heard the jajaja in different online communities given the popularity of the spanish speaking language worldwide.

Indeed. There are many languages, and not all of them write the /h/ and /a/ sounds like English-speakers do. Or, for that matter, even use those sounds at all.

The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand

Saint Cinder wrote:Colossal, Giant, Overgrown Dwarf, Human Mammoth, Boulder Buddy, Mountain People, Skyscraper Baldies, Massive Miniature.

Melicorium wrote:Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Shangyuen wrote:Melembagapermasyarakatankan (Institutionalized)
Kautakmempertanggungjawabkannyalah (You're responsible for it/that)
Mempertanggungjawabkannya (To account for)

milquetoast, snollygoster, mumpsimus, saltimbanco, bescumber, cacafuego, abydocomist, fustilarian, scobberlotcher, zoilist, wazock, plonker

EDIT: Certainly none of which apply to any of my LC election opponents.

Lily pad nation, Proctethia, Melicorium, Western fardelshufflestein, and 2 othersShangyuen, and Saint Cinder

Western fardelshufflestein

Volaworand wrote:milquetoast, snollygoster, mumpsimus, saltimbanco, bescumber, cacafuego, abydocomist, fustilarian, scobberlotcher, zoilist, wazock, plonker

"Fustilarian" is a fun word. So are cuckold, rampallian, schlub, Fransisco, fardel, Liechtenstein, Hamlet, cretin, dullard, mongrel, peasant, plebeian, flammenwerfer, and this really cursed compound word from Hamlet...uncle-father.

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 2 othersMoaning Lisa, and Cuetuo

The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso

Why are elevator jokes the best jokes? 👀

Because they work on all levels 😂

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No other LC candidate can bring you THIS quality of laughter! #accept_the_challenge

Volaworand, Proctethia, Melicorium, Shangyuen, and 1 otherKylania

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