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The Genocidal Dictatorship of Nicholas and Great Britain I like mashed potatoes with gravy and sausages SkodaTruck Drivers, Non Sequitur, and Macory |
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Lauchenoiria's puppets checking in. Asiatic conservative islands, Volaworand, and Macory |
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The Penguinite Kleptocracy of Volaworand My small contribution to the upcoming N-day Hysteria Due to rising fears of N-day radiation infections and various mutations, people have resorted to using potatoes, a commonly used root vegetable, poisoning themselves in the process. [TSP]VBC News reports an increase in calls to poison control centers due to the vegetable. The Faraday Poison Center reports an increase by 40-50 calls daily due to the do-it-yourself radiation treatment and preventive trend that's worrying health experts. Experts Warn of The Dangers of Potatoes Experts urge people to avoid fake 'cures' and lures that are detrimental to their health and could cause problems as severe as the radiation infections they are attempting to treat. Soren Rodning, a Volaworand Antarctic College researcher, warns that potatoes should not be used to self-medicate, adding that there is no study proving the effectiveness of potatoes to treat radiation infections in humans. How Potatoes Became a Popular DIY Radiation Treatment On the other hand, TSP regulators are firmly reiterating the lack of robust evidence and safety data before recommending potatoes as preventive medicine, cure, or treatment for radiation. The GRIFTER Alliance held a press conference touting a TEP study that showed proof of the vegetable's ability to combat radiation infections. However, public health agencies and health experts denounce the study and "shoddy pseudoscience funded by Big Potato dark money". In an earlier statement, the National Institutes of Health refused to support potatoe-based treatment of radiation infections until human clinical trials prove the safety and effectiveness of the vegetable. Meanwhile, the TSP Food and Drug Administration also warns South Pacificians not to self-medicate using potatoes which are primarily needed for SPIT production. Large Amounts of Potatoes are Poisonous Although small doses of the potatoes can be tolerated by humans with minimal side effects like increased heart rates, rashes, and nausea, taking large doses can cause severe poisoning in humans. The Faraday Poison Center reminds the public that overdoses of potatoes can result in lung issues, heart problems, seizures, and coma in humans. Adding that people should refrain from consuming potatoes especially if they believe they have radiation poisonings. According to reports the TEP study that triggered the trend of using potatoes to prevent or treat radiation infections tested the efficacy of potatoes in vitro or performed outside of living organisms. - Volaworand Newswire The time to start hoarding potatoes is NOW! Hanguk-Nippon, Saint Cinder, Macory, and House catalais |
Greetings from House Catalais, a member of The Union of Democratic States. We are happy to join the Potato Alliance for this year's N-Day. Volaworand and Macory |
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