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The PHONK EMPIRE of Anne of Cleves in TNP

Luniandez wrote:I have 1 billion more people than you (and nukes too)

I think you should bow to me, great Luniandez.

😢

The Timeless Destiny of Neptunian Military Administration

Hey its below zero here where I live yay

Money gamers

The United Socialist States of Luniandez

Amestris and freedonia wrote:*walks towards your capital*

*We launch a counterattack and kick out your troops*
*We are preparing our Navy and Air Force*

Amestris and freedonia

Luniandez wrote:*We launch a counterattack and kick out your troops*
*We are preparing our Navy and Air Force*

attention president Mateus Pereira your capital is surrounded come out with your hands up

Octovania

The United Socialist States of Luniandez

Amestris and freedonia wrote:attention president Mateus Pereira your capital is surrounded come out with your hands up

I'm sorry, but you started with that.
Feel the power of the scales on our flag, representing justice.
*Aeronautics bomb enemy positions, ending the siege*

Octovania wrote:#RIPBOZO

Eu entendi a referência...

(I understood the reference...)

Post self-deleted by Luniandez.

Amestris and freedonia

Luniandez wrote:I'm sorry, but you started with that.
Feel the power of the scales on our flag, representing justice.
*Aeronautics bomb enemy positions, ending the siege*

Eu entendi a referência...

(I understood the reference...)

attention all remaining forces retreat to the trenches I repeat retreat to the trenches

The United Socialist States of Luniandez

"The Audrey-Anna Union of Anne of Cleves in TNP is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Empress Anne of Cleves III with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.069 billion Clevesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

Wow... Anne of Cleves in TNP... You are in need of a little more freedom and equality in your country.

Amestris and freedonia wrote:attention all remaining forces retreat to the trenches I repeat retreat to the trenches

I ask you to surrender now. We already have the nuclear weapons in readiness for the attack!

Wouldn't you like to put Luniandez's political system into practice in your country? See our data! They are very good.

The Tons of fun of Past beans

ima send some knights around and see what everyone's doing and- OH GAWD *knights blow up via bombs*

Money gamers

You guys like my new flag ?

The United Socialist States of Luniandez

Money gamers wrote:You guys like my new flag ?

Sure!

Money gamers

Luniandez wrote:Sure!

It symbolizes everything we value , gaming , money , and dogs

The Timeless Destiny of Neptunian Military Administration

The Stratocratic State of Neptunian Military Administration is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Terrence James with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-working, devout population of 2.721 billion Neptunians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

Dinosaurs.

Ardonii, Phomantople, and Money gamers

The Constitutional Monarchy of 5 Kingdoms of Britannia

Wardency wrote:SR RP

The CS Leipzig, considered to be the flagship of Wardency's biggest freight ship company Martin-Breland ASA, is painted in a stunning light blue and purple livery to match the company's theme. Captained by a highly decorated Wardish Admiral, Herr Victor Sunde, awarded for crushing the same rampant issue plaguing Eastern Usonean trade routes, pirates. Honorably discharged 26 years ago, he was invited to be the image of a merger between two companies that eventually formed Martin-Breland ASA and had been serving for them since.

Before fully retiring from the sea, Sunde was tasked with accompanying twenty-four men transporting the usual things like chemicals and agricultural goods on the familiar London Proper-Gottenberg route, along with a classified shipping container told by his superiors to simply list as "fragile historical artifact". He was also told to take excess care of the package inside, and it must be protected as a high priority in case of piracy.

The ship departs on a particularly stormy day at 6 PM from the outer port of London. With an estimated six to eight weeks of travel time, Sunde will get a long-lasting look at the sea before retirement. But at 1 AM, January 15th, 1740 nautical miles south of the Wardish Isle, still a third of the journey away, on the radar the vessel detects a small fishing boat sending an S.O.S signal. While warned of a similar method used by pirates in the region, Sunde ordered to approach the ship, seeing the extreme weather crashing on the vessel, thinking it could've flipped the ship. From the bridge, the crew members reported a small fishing boat, slightly tilted with a man fanatically waving his flashlight onto the side of the vessel.

The Leipzig approached the ship and 3 crewmembers went out to the deck and dropped a ladder. One of them raised their hand with 4 fingers, signaling there are four men on the boat. With three people on the deck, one remains on the ship and was dragging and carrying a bag on their shoulder, with a silhouette resembling a person, he explained that it is one of their crewmembers that had unfortunately passed away, breaking his neck while the waves almost drowned the boat. The bag and the four crewmembers were carried inside into the lower decks until 30 minutes later a power outage alert was triggered, accompanied by gunshots.

As issued by Martin-Breland, all ships operating under the company were given a dozen rifles, in response to the British-Madruejian trade war a few months back and its use of pirates as proxies. Captain Sunde immediately sounded the alarm and called the Royal Wardish Coastguards, before arming himself and getting his remaining crewmembers to a safe room on the ship. In the words of First Mate Joakim Mickelson, a survivor, Sunde heroically died while killing one of the pirates and distracting them from the safe room where seven of the twenty-four crewmembers were hiding. They remained there until the Coastguards boarded the vessel and searched for them, by then, the pirates have escaped with their goal on a lifeboat equipped with an engine. Seventeen of the crew members along with their captain were brutally and mercilessly killed.

Strangely, out of all the valuable cargo of rare minerals, chemicals, electronics worth hundreds of millions on the black market, none of them were stolen except the contents of the classified container. Martin-Breland ASA has yet to have commented on the mystery surrounding the container, claiming to protect sensitive information regarding their customers. Captain Sunde was awarded the Royal Wardish Order of St. Koskinen posthumously and was buried along with his sixteen men.

==================================================

After the burial of Captain Sunde, attended by Wardish Officials, including His Majesty Gustaf and Chancellor Kristofer Cohaagen. They held a meeting at the residence of the Chancellor in the early afternoon.

"Goddamn pirates, taking both my things and my people. Sunde, a great man, the old bastard used to be my admiral, always there to yell at me..." Gustaf tells his short backstory while pouring a glass of Scotch.

Before Cohaagen could mutter a word, Gustaf follows quickly: "Speaking of my things, Kristoff, they stole it, they know what's inside, they know what's it is capable of."

"Yes, I understand, the Intelligence Ministry is doing their best, we have already tracked them down to Samaria, their Coastguards found a lifeboat on a beach..."

"I trust that our Ministries are more than able to find and hunt down these people, but what I can't trust is them not finding them in time to stop these people meddling around with the v-... container's contents, either they're going to sell it to the black market or even worse, actually using it."

"May I ask but what's in it that's so important?"

Gustaf glares back at Cohaagen, sipping the glass, deepens his voice, and replied: "If you ask anything question relating to that, I'm afraid I that the Deputy Chancellor will be taking your position, after your death. All you can and are allowed to know is that it is involved in our little plan."

The conversation was interrupted by the ringing of the Red Phone, Gustaf allowed Cohaagen to pick it up. The other line was speaking English with a slight Scottish accent, a tone that Gustaf can't fully comprehend but somehow Cohaagen was able to understand and reply to.

"What was that? Why does the British want to be involved in our business?" Gustaf, still in confusion and slightly intoxicated from the Scotch.

"The Britannians appear to know the pirates' base, somehow miles ahead of us, it's in Fusea, they're requesting us for a joint operation to hunt them down." Cohaagen answers while pouring himself a glass.

"Do you think that they...know?" Now with more questions than answers, raising an eyebrow.

Cohaagen clinks Gustaf's glass and sips: "No, it doesn't seem so, but I think that this is our chance to retrieve whatever thing that the pirates stole from you, maybe we agree and send in our own operatives to get it back, and secretly from the British while they assist us."

Gustaf smirks and finishes his drink.

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Through a secret phone line directly from the office of the prime minister, the Royal Wardish government, an agreement was reached. The Wardish Special Forces will send seventeen of their operatives on this joint mission, the only request was that the British government provide the means of transport and keep details of the mission a secret.

OOC Notes: Don't mind me mixing in a bit of story to make it more "tied together", just go along ;P.

SR RP

The Minster of war and the Prime minster where more then happy to accept the deal, they however had also requested to deploy a strike team of 15 themselves to either support wardish objective and ensure the termination or capture of the pirate leadership. The HMS Radialities a destoryer would be sent to Wardish to collect the operatives and act as there base of operation for the mission.
A secret communication was sent to the wardish government to this effect.

With that done it came to the admiralty to divert forces for this operations in the end they decided to go for a battle group from the 4th fleet. This would be 20 destroyers, including a carrier and a battleship. This force should overwhelm any force left in the area and neutralize any pirate shore defenses while making any speedy sea escape impossible.

Amestris and freedonia

Luniandez wrote:"The Audrey-Anna Union of Anne of Cleves in TNP is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Empress Anne of Cleves III with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.069 billion Clevesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

Wow... Anne of Cleves in TNP... You are in need of a little more freedom and equality in your country.

I ask you to surrender now. We already have the nuclear weapons in readiness for the attack!

Wouldn't you like to put Luniandez's political system into practice in your country? See our data! They are very good.

I Will Never Surrender attention all my soldiers please put on your biohazard suits

The Tons of fun of Past beans

ima just sit here and hopefully not deal with pirates

The Perpetual Revolution of Hulldom

My apologies for the IFV coming out as late as it did. I have a class that runs from 11:40-12:55 and couldn't send out the IFV because of the way that class operates.

The Tons of fun of Past beans

or now more bombs

Amestris and freedonia

Past beans wrote:ima just sit here and hopefully not deal with pirates

Ahoy give me the booty

The Republic of Repreteop

Amestris and freedonia wrote:Ahoy give me the booty

Hold on.

*TSP calls*

Amestris and freedonia

Repreteop wrote:Hold on.

*TSP calls*

who are you calling?

The Generation Kill of Kastonvia

Hello TNPers!

Have you wondered what you can do for the region? The North Pacific is always looking for new people who are interested in executive staff. You do not need any previous experience or is there any obligation once you join.

There are currently six Ministries, of which five employ residents through the Executive Staff: Home Affairs, Foreign Affairs, WA Affairs, Media, Cards, and Culture.

Join the Executive Staff Today!

"

The North Pacific Handbook


TL;DR: Join the Executive Staff Linkhere and help run the region!

What is the Executive Staff?

The Executive Staff is basically what it sounds like: they are the people who help the ministers of various departments with their work. Depending on which ministry they work for, they do all kinds of work, such as being an ambassador, planning regional events, mentoring new members, writing articles for The Northern Lights, or offering voting recommendations on WA resolutions.

You are not required to be a citizen to be a member of the executive staff. It is open to all TNP nations, though we highly recommend you become a citizen. You can be a member of as many ministries as you like. Ministers need as much help as they can get. You can submit an application at any time, and more than likely you will be accepted and will begin working.

What Ministries are there and what do people do in them?

There are a total of five ministries you can join. They are Communications, Home Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Culture, and World Assembly Affairs. You can see a full explanation of each one and the many jobs within each below:


Ministry of Home Affairs - Minister Lionsroar

The Ministry of Home Affairs is the ministry in charge of getting members involved in the forum, WA, Roleplay, the NPA, and Executive Staff. The main job of people in the ministry of Home Affairs is recruiting people so that they get involved in activities in TNP. Recruitment could be for Roleplay, NPA, or the forum. The MoHA also ensures that all members of the region have an enjoyable experience both on NationStates and on the forum. This ministry creates new ways for people to get involved in the forum and game and to help advertise the forum so that more people may join it. You will also need to make a considerable time commitment towards watching and participating in the game-side aspects of The North Pacific. Of course, this also means that you get to engage with the entire nation population of The North Pacific, which as you will discover is a very enjoyable experience.


Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Minister Pallaith

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) is responsible for international relations between TNP and the other regions of the world. The ministry conducts business off-site through the Foreign Affairs forum and subforums, as well as Embassy Row. With the advice of the Security Council, the MoFA develops the region’s foreign policy. In addition to accepting, securing, and managing embassies both in the forum and off site, MoFA appoints all ambassadors and diplomats to service those embassies and act on TNP’s behalf abroad. As an ambassador, you will be a diplomat representing The North Pacific abroad. You will be expected to deliver any materials provided to you by the Minister of Foreign Affairs and Delegate, and keep an eye out for anything in your assigned region that may be of interest to The North Pacific. Of course, you will need to conduct yourself in a manner appropriate to a diplomat at all times. Being an Ambassador is a great way to get exposure to different regional cultures, meet new people, and make a name for yourself interregionally. As a result, the MoFA is always looking for volunteers to serve in the diplomatic corps.


Ministry of Communications - Minister Francois Isidore

The Ministry of Communications is responsible for publishing The Northern Light, the official newspaper of TNP, and the Northern Broadcasting Service, the official radio and YouTube channel of TNP. Its members keep the residents and citizens of TNP informed with the latest government and election news, as well as the key events going on in the other regions of the world. It also allows influential thinkers and gameplayers to share their wisdom with the region and the rest of the NS community by highlighting their advice in an easily digestible and public way through TNL. Your articles, news shows, feature series, podcasts, and other productions should be factual in nature, and include relevant and interesting analysis. You can expect that your productions will be edited by senior Editorial Staff. This is done because your productions will be representing the views of the Government of The North Pacific, and also as a learning experience for newer writers.


Ministry of Culture - Minister The Anddoran Commune

The Ministry of Culture is in charge of keeping members of The North Pacific in high spirits and making sure that they have things to do. The ministry works with RP mods to maintain TNP national role-play on the forum and organizes events for both in TNP and outside of TNP. These events keep members occupied and gives them something to look forward to doing. These events may involve other NationStates regions and working together with TNP to create an enjoyable event that many regions can enjoy.


Ministry of WA Affairs - Minister Magecastle Embassy Building A5

The Ministry of World Assembly Affairs is responsible for engaging the region in WA matters through on-site communication as well as WA-related discussions. The ministry conducts business off-site through the WA affairs forum and its three subforums. The Ministry opens the voting threads for residents to cast their votes on WA proposals and also drafts Information for Voters (IFVs) telegrams that are distributed to the region. The ministry is also involved in the World Assembly Legislative League (WALL), an alliance of regions with which TNP is affiliated concerned with expanding the education of WA authors and voters and collaborative voting on key WA resolutions that involve a shared national interest. Furthermore The Ministry has a World Assembly 101 course available - covering both the General Assembly and the Security Council - to improve the knowledge base of residents within TNP. (Note: Ministry membership is not required to take the WA 101 coursework.) The ministry will aim to make the TNP forums a location where authors come to draft their resolutions, and in order to encourage such efforts, ministry members are encouraged to offer constructive criticism and other feedback on these drafts.

How do I join?

Glad to see that you decided to join! Here are the steps you need to follow:

Step 1: Meet the requirements. There are only two and very simple requirements. First, you need to have a nation in The North Pacific. Second, you need to have an account registered in this forum. And that's all.

Step 2: Make sure to read the second part of this post. There, you will find detailed descriptions of the various jobs available within each Ministry. By consulting those, you can decide which Ministry interests you the most.

Step 3: Fill out an application and post it in Linkthis thread.

How do I show off that I am in the Executive Staff?

Excellent question! All members of the Executive Staff get to display cool banners in their signatures, depending on which Ministry or Ministries they are a member of. If you are a member of multiple Ministries, you are strongly encouraged to use the small versions of the banners. These banners can be found Linkhere.

Are there other ways to get involved in the Government?

We strongly encourage you to apply for citizenship. This allows you to vote in elections and stand for office. It also allows you to legislate, by taking part in the Regional Assembly. In addition to legislating, this also allows you to vote in elections and stand for office. You can look Linkhere for more details.

If you are interested in learning about the exciting aspect of the game that is military gameplay, you can join the North Pacific Army. By becoming a member, you can help protect the region and our interests abroad. You can learn more about it Linkhere.

I still have questions!

If you would like more information, feel free to contact any of the ministers (links to forum accounts in parentheses):

Minister of Home Affairs: Lionsroar (forum: LinkLionsmeow).
Minister of Culture: The Anddoran Commune (forum: LinkNutmeg the Squirrel).
Minister of Communications: Francois Isidore (forum: LinkRobespierre).
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Pallaith (forum: LinkPallaith).
Minister of WA Affairs: Magecastle Embassy Building A5 (forum: LinkMagecastle).
You can also contact Delegate Kaschovia (forum: LinkKaschovia).
If you are interested in joining the Ministry of Defense and being a soldier of the NPA, click here.

This dispatch is updated automatically on a daily basis. Please do not edit manually.

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Aerilia, Deerfenland, Ethnon, and The power gulids tpg thanks kishoshifste

The power gulids tpg thanks kishoshifste

Kastonvia wrote:Hello TNPers!

Have you wondered what you can do for the region? The North Pacific is always looking for new people who are interested in executive staff. You do not need any previous experience or is there any obligation once you join.

There are currently six Ministries, of which five employ residents through the Executive Staff: Home Affairs, Foreign Affairs, WA Affairs, Media, Cards, and Culture.

Join the Executive Staff Today!

"

The North Pacific Handbook


TL;DR: Join the Executive Staff Linkhere and help run the region!

What is the Executive Staff?

The Executive Staff is basically what it sounds like: they are the people who help the ministers of various departments with their work. Depending on which ministry they work for, they do all kinds of work, such as being an ambassador, planning regional events, mentoring new members, writing articles for The Northern Lights, or offering voting recommendations on WA resolutions.

You are not required to be a citizen to be a member of the executive staff. It is open to all TNP nations, though we highly recommend you become a citizen. You can be a member of as many ministries as you like. Ministers need as much help as they can get. You can submit an application at any time, and more than likely you will be accepted and will begin working.

What Ministries are there and what do people do in them?

There are a total of five ministries you can join. They are Communications, Home Affairs, Foreign Affairs, Culture, and World Assembly Affairs. You can see a full explanation of each one and the many jobs within each below:


Ministry of Home Affairs - Minister Lionsroar

The Ministry of Home Affairs is the ministry in charge of getting members involved in the forum, WA, Roleplay, the NPA, and Executive Staff. The main job of people in the ministry of Home Affairs is recruiting people so that they get involved in activities in TNP. Recruitment could be for Roleplay, NPA, or the forum. The MoHA also ensures that all members of the region have an enjoyable experience both on NationStates and on the forum. This ministry creates new ways for people to get involved in the forum and game and to help advertise the forum so that more people may join it. You will also need to make a considerable time commitment towards watching and participating in the game-side aspects of The North Pacific. Of course, this also means that you get to engage with the entire nation population of The North Pacific, which as you will discover is a very enjoyable experience.


Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Minister Pallaith

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MoFA) is responsible for international relations between TNP and the other regions of the world. The ministry conducts business off-site through the Foreign Affairs forum and subforums, as well as Embassy Row. With the advice of the Security Council, the MoFA develops the region’s foreign policy. In addition to accepting, securing, and managing embassies both in the forum and off site, MoFA appoints all ambassadors and diplomats to service those embassies and act on TNP’s behalf abroad. As an ambassador, you will be a diplomat representing The North Pacific abroad. You will be expected to deliver any materials provided to you by the Minister of Foreign Affairs and Delegate, and keep an eye out for anything in your assigned region that may be of interest to The North Pacific. Of course, you will need to conduct yourself in a manner appropriate to a diplomat at all times. Being an Ambassador is a great way to get exposure to different regional cultures, meet new people, and make a name for yourself interregionally. As a result, the MoFA is always looking for volunteers to serve in the diplomatic corps.


Ministry of Communications - Minister Francois Isidore

The Ministry of Communications is responsible for publishing The Northern Light, the official newspaper of TNP, and the Northern Broadcasting Service, the official radio and YouTube channel of TNP. Its members keep the residents and citizens of TNP informed with the latest government and election news, as well as the key events going on in the other regions of the world. It also allows influential thinkers and gameplayers to share their wisdom with the region and the rest of the NS community by highlighting their advice in an easily digestible and public way through TNL. Your articles, news shows, feature series, podcasts, and other productions should be factual in nature, and include relevant and interesting analysis. You can expect that your productions will be edited by senior Editorial Staff. This is done because your productions will be representing the views of the Government of The North Pacific, and also as a learning experience for newer writers.


Ministry of Culture - Minister The Anddoran Commune

The Ministry of Culture is in charge of keeping members of The North Pacific in high spirits and making sure that they have things to do. The ministry works with RP mods to maintain TNP national role-play on the forum and organizes events for both in TNP and outside of TNP. These events keep members occupied and gives them something to look forward to doing. These events may involve other NationStates regions and working together with TNP to create an enjoyable event that many regions can enjoy.


Ministry of WA Affairs - Minister Magecastle Embassy Building A5

The Ministry of World Assembly Affairs is responsible for engaging the region in WA matters through on-site communication as well as WA-related discussions. The ministry conducts business off-site through the WA affairs forum and its three subforums. The Ministry opens the voting threads for residents to cast their votes on WA proposals and also drafts Information for Voters (IFVs) telegrams that are distributed to the region. The ministry is also involved in the World Assembly Legislative League (WALL), an alliance of regions with which TNP is affiliated concerned with expanding the education of WA authors and voters and collaborative voting on key WA resolutions that involve a shared national interest. Furthermore The Ministry has a World Assembly 101 course available - covering both the General Assembly and the Security Council - to improve the knowledge base of residents within TNP. (Note: Ministry membership is not required to take the WA 101 coursework.) The ministry will aim to make the TNP forums a location where authors come to draft their resolutions, and in order to encourage such efforts, ministry members are encouraged to offer constructive criticism and other feedback on these drafts.

How do I join?

Glad to see that you decided to join! Here are the steps you need to follow:

Step 1: Meet the requirements. There are only two and very simple requirements. First, you need to have a nation in The North Pacific. Second, you need to have an account registered in this forum. And that's all.

Step 2: Make sure to read the second part of this post. There, you will find detailed descriptions of the various jobs available within each Ministry. By consulting those, you can decide which Ministry interests you the most.

Step 3: Fill out an application and post it in Linkthis thread.

How do I show off that I am in the Executive Staff?

Excellent question! All members of the Executive Staff get to display cool banners in their signatures, depending on which Ministry or Ministries they are a member of. If you are a member of multiple Ministries, you are strongly encouraged to use the small versions of the banners. These banners can be found Linkhere.

Are there other ways to get involved in the Government?

We strongly encourage you to apply for citizenship. This allows you to vote in elections and stand for office. It also allows you to legislate, by taking part in the Regional Assembly. In addition to legislating, this also allows you to vote in elections and stand for office. You can look Linkhere for more details.

If you are interested in learning about the exciting aspect of the game that is military gameplay, you can join the North Pacific Army. By becoming a member, you can help protect the region and our interests abroad. You can learn more about it Linkhere.

I still have questions!

If you would like more information, feel free to contact any of the ministers (links to forum accounts in parentheses):

Minister of Home Affairs: Lionsroar (forum: LinkLionsmeow).
Minister of Culture: The Anddoran Commune (forum: LinkNutmeg the Squirrel).
Minister of Communications: Francois Isidore (forum: LinkRobespierre).
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Pallaith (forum: LinkPallaith).
Minister of WA Affairs: Magecastle Embassy Building A5 (forum: LinkMagecastle).
You can also contact Delegate Kaschovia (forum: LinkKaschovia).
If you are interested in joining the Ministry of Defense and being a soldier of the NPA, click here.

This dispatch is updated automatically on a daily basis. Please do not edit manually.

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GREAT KASTONVIA!

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