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Cpiml

Hello fellow comrades!

Hope Action and Change and Lifistionia

The Federal Socialist Republic of Asturies-Llion

Hecknamistan wrote:The First Annual TLA Martial Arts Tournament (TLAMAT)

Hello, one and all! Welcome to the signups portion of the first TLAMAT!

What is the TLAMAT? This is a tournament that will pit your nation's top three fighters against the top fighters of the rest of The Leftist Assembly.

How do I sign up? Simply inbox me with the names of the three fighters you would like to enter the competition, and the martial arts they practice. They don't have to be real martial arts, if your nation has a martial art that's unique to it, submitting it is valid.

If I'm not in TLA can I still join? Of course you can, all of TLA's embassies are welcome to join in the festivities.

What does the schedual look like for this event? Today (05/02) and tomorrow (05/03) I will be taking your submissions, then the next day the results of the first bracket will be posted.

C'mon down to the Unity Stadium for this grand event!

[Current participants: 8]

Gregori Anglsworth, hailing from Ravengrad, Hecknamistan. He weighs 230lbs and stands at 190cm. He is trained in Defendo.

Nakiwaki Namston, From Halis, Hecknamistan. Coming in at 140lbs and with a stature of 156cm. She is a master of Nami boxing.

Froginsworth P. Fuggleboddy, of North Heights, Hecknamistan. At a whopping 170lbs and 184cm. They are expertly trained in Frog leg Kung fu.

Sven Azerjan of The Federation of Apricot. They are a master of verbal aikido.

Joe schmoson residing in The Federation of Apricot, master of the power of love.

Norman Friedpersin once again of The Federation of Apricot, they write books to end conflicts.

Samir Azlan - Silver Medalist at the 2021 USCR National Judo Championships - Heavyweight Judoka

Yeruslan Aliyevi - Gold Medalist at the 2021 USCR National Judo Championships - Middleweight Judoka

Rasim Aliyevi - Bronze Medalist at the 2021 USCR National Judo Championships - Middleweight Judoka

Caelan ap Guthrie: from Nikaia, Ghillemear (Male). Co-founder of the Nikaia Swordfighting Academy, Master in rapier & dagger Verdadera Destreza.

Leitis Brennan: from Nua Gailimhe, Ghillemear (Female). Alumna of the Scoil fhálú na Méanoise, Two-times National Champion in the Longsword/Greatsword category of Historical European Martial Arts.

Elwynn Coinneacht : from Tim-an-Rí, Ghillemear (Non-binary/Male-presenting). Instructor at the Nikaia Swordfighting Academy, Master in military sabre/broadsword fighting.

Eric Tacos: 2nd degree black belt in Taekwondo. 150 pounds and 6 ft 0 in. 20

The Flaming Master: Founder of New Flamington's custom martial art. 160 points and 6 ft 1

Rob: Master sleep fighter. Always asleep... not sure if he is doing ok or not but hope so.

Leontiy Zakharov, Greater Union of Russia, Russian street fighting

Kolzak Makarov, GUR, Slip boxing

Vasya Sorokin, GUR, Paralich Bor'ba

Sweih Min Chu: He has a wicked front kick move. 6 foot 2 and weighs 194 pounds

Deli Apoll: He is ranked 14th worldwide at a young 26 yrs.; 6'2 at 200 pounds

Sun Prik: Looking for the last event before retirement. 6'3 at 189 pounds

henry James - karate (black belt)

Jesse Williams - karate (black belt)

adam savage - karate (brown belt)

Hum... I would have participated with Aluche, which in my ATL is a mixture of real regional wrestling disciplines of my nation area.

Ghillemear wrote:Announcement from the Ministry of Information

The 10th Edition of TLA's Culture Competition's submission period is nooooow OPEN!!!

You may submit a new Regional proposition for the following items:

-Regional Anthem: Because nothing divides the Left(C) more than your favourite song.

-Regional Crop: Not Flora, but really specifically crops! Fruits? Yeh boi. Legumes? You name it, you submit it. Wheat? Of course, comrade, we here at The Leftist Assembly are all about feeding our people! Also agriculture is kind of important. Kind of.

-Regional Flag: Will Rosy Red attempt to make a comeback? Will The final horseman drop a sick new vexillology mixtape? Will Kavagrad or Argentigrad be finally revealed through their banners for who they really are? Tune in next time, on the Cult Comps! (By the way you can find the colours and other official designs at this dispatch.)

-Regional Arthropod: Because insects are pretty cool when you think about it. Or centipedes. Or arachnids. Yeah, they're all arthropods.

-Regional Dinosaur: You may submit your favourite taxonomic dinosaur for this section.

-Regional Motto: Because Unity in Diversity is so "has been", we need to find something that satisfies the Bourgeois Bohemian of the 2020's.

The submission period lasts a total of 7 days, so we'll be all down for some new submissions all the way until May 10th. The voting period will last three days from May 11th to May 14th.

You can submit in here, through the RMB, or by telegramming me, or by DM'ing me on Discord.

Woop Woop!

Unity in Diversity,
Ministry of Information Ghillemear

I am sure I will update a proposal for motto, we will see about the flag.

Hecknamistan, Ghillemear, Sauros, and The left wing federation

The Republic of The Grand Union Kingdom

General Assembly Announcement

I have appointed each of the following GA members to the following committees:

Defence and Intelligence: Kavagrad, Yong, Ghillemear and Sauros.

Communication and Moderation: Flavor community aka flavortown, Kavagrad, Fangon and Sauros

Oversight and Rules: Yong, Fangon, Ghillemear and Flavor community aka flavortown

Each committee is designed for a specific purpose and if citizens have a concern of possible legislative ideas then use each committee to help formulate the legislation, each committee is tasked with holding public hearings when an important matter needs to be discussed, each committee also has the power to summon witness.

Bold indicates committee chair.

Sauros, The left wing federation, Zipzip, and Lifistionia

Lifistionia

I speak on behalf of all liefs when I say i congratulate newly Appointed memeber of the committee

Zipzip

New samon

Podria wrote:Good morning, quite busy today being omnipotent and omnipresent, but a short decree now that it’s really really Pod Day— Rosy Red is the better flag and if it weren’t CultComps I might just decree that we change the flag back to Rosy Red. Xoxo

pod can you not double post it sets a bad example

Hecknamistan, Sauros, The left wing federation, and Super Awesome Fun Times

Remandia

The Grand Union Kingdom wrote:General Assembly Announcement: Legislative Committee Act has PASSED the General Assembly in a three to two vote with 2 abstentions (3-2-2).

Ghillemear - AGAINST, "I’m not vehemently against the new version of this law, but I see it as an expansion of bureaucracy for the sake of bureaucracy. So… no."

Kavagrad - ABSATIN

Fangon - AGAINST, "It seems like an unnecessary expansion of bureaucracy."

Flavor community aka flavortown - FOR, "It will make it easier for like minded nations to work together, and cut back on disagreements I feel"

Sauros - ABSTAIN (Did not cast a vote)

The Grand Union Kingdom - FOR, "I believe this act will allow for greater public input and outreach on the GA's legislation."

Yong - FOR, "I feel it’ll be something interesting that will diversify our government"

Unity in Diversity!

oh boy hang onto your hats I'm going to use article 1 2b of our constitution quite a lot
congrats to all who were elected unfortunately you aren't quite safe.

The Grand Union Kingdom - FOR, "I believe this act will allow for greater public input and outreach on the GA's legislation." i dont know about public outreach but....
14. The General Assembly may vote to remove a member as chair or as a member from a committee with a simple majority vote
6. Each committee shall be chaired by a member selected by the Speaker
2. Standing committees shall consist solely of members of the General Assembly
that's quite a bit of GA outreach.

As for standing committees all this seems to do is take the duties of our ministers and cut them down in to unnecessarily small chunks.
Although this may help offload the strain on ministers the best it does for citizens is give the ministers an extra pear of ears.

Communication and Moderation: Flavor community aka flavortown, Kavagrad, Fangon and Sauros
I really don't see the point of this existing, to my knowledge only one person has region mod in this committee what are the rest going to do. shout at the offender until he leaves or someone with mod arrives?

Communication and Moderation: Flavor community aka flavortown, Kavagrad, Fangon and Sauros
Oversight and Rules: Yong, Fangon, Ghillemear and Flavor community aka flavortown
why isn't it moderation/oversight and rules/communication

overall the idea and result of this law seems jumbled with the idea being public oversight but result being protection of the region i cant help but think this is just an over engineering of what we have already. I get a sinking feeling from posting this but i feel it needs to be said.

Ghillemear, New samon, The left wing federation, Super Awesome Fun Times, and 1 otherNew Flamington

The Rosy Red Republics of Podria

New samon wrote:pod can you not double post it sets a bad example

As per my 2021 Pod Day decrees I can triple post, which I intend to do now lmao

Hecknamistan, Kavagrad, Sauros, and The left wing federation

New samon

Podria wrote:As per my 2021 Pod Day decrees I can triple post, which I intend to do now lmao

no

Hecknamistan, Kavagrad, Sauros, The left wing federation, and 1 otherRemdugard

The Rosy Red Republics of Podria

I honestly don't have a tonne to decree, but I still want to exercise my right to triple post so here's me just listing things that may or may not resemble decrees:

- Vaush is cringe and if anyone Vaushposts they're banned
- You should all join the RP
- America belongs to the natives
- Arg is incredibly cute, and he should also wear a catboy maid outfit
- Heck is also cute and should likewise don a catboy maid outfit
- Trans rights
- Uhhhhhhhh
- Eat more beans
- Pet a dog
- Be gay
- Do crime
- Eat bread
- Add estrogen to the water supplies
- You can't ride in my little red wagon
- Ok I'm out of decrees
- This amendment shall immediately be made to the Pod Day Act

I think someone interrupted my post chain so now I have to make more posts to get the triple post

Asturies-Llion, Hecknamistan, Kavagrad, Greylyn, and 7 othersSauros, The left wing federation, Equalitopia, New Flamington, Northfell, Fangon, and Yr mum

The Rosy Red Republics of Podria

New samon wrote:no

Yes

The Rosy Red Republics of Podria

PLEASE DO NOT DOUBLE OR TRIPLE POST - as per regional law I (and Kavagrad and Argentigrad) can post twice in a row on the RMB and this is a privledge reserved only for us. If you, the reader, post more then once in a row and are not me, Kava, or Arg, you are breaking the law and I will break your kneecaps.

Hecknamistan, Sauros, and The left wing federation

Post self-deleted by Northfell.

Lifistionia

Podria wrote:I honestly don't have a tonne to decree, but I still want to exercise my right to triple post so here's me just listing things that may or may not resemble decrees:

- Vaush is cringe and if anyone Vaushposts they're banned
- You should all join the RP
- America belongs to the natives
- Arg is incredibly cute, and he should also wear a catboy maid outfit
- Heck is also cute and should likewise don a catboy maid outfit
- Trans rights
- Uhhhhhhhh
- Eat more beans
- Pet a dog
- Be gay
- Do crime
- Eat bread
- Add estrogen to the water supplies
- You can't ride in my little red wagon
- Ok I'm out of decrees
- This amendment shall immediately be made to the Pod Day Act

I think someone interrupted my post chain so now I have to make more posts to get the triple post

Vaush

Hecknamistan

Podria wrote:I honestly don't have a tonne to decree, but I still want to exercise my right to triple post so here's me just listing things that may or may not resemble decrees:

- Vaush is cringe and if anyone Vaushposts they're banned
- You should all join the RP
- America belongs to the natives
- Arg is incredibly cute, and he should also wear a catboy maid outfit
- Heck is also cute and should likewise don a catboy maid outfit
- Trans rights
- Uhhhhhhhh
- Eat more beans
- Pet a dog
- Be gay
- Do crime
- Eat bread
- Add estrogen to the water supplies
- You can't ride in my little red wagon
- Ok I'm out of decrees
- This amendment shall immediately be made to the Pod Day Act

I think someone interrupted my post chain so now I have to make more posts to get the triple post

I'm going to ride in your little red wagon, you can't stop me. hecc, i'm stealing your lil red wagon. it's mine now.

Remdugard

Yr mum

Podria wrote:I honestly don't have a tonne to decree, but I still want to exercise my right to triple post so here's me just listing things that may or may not resemble decrees:

- Vaush is cringe and if anyone Vaushposts they're banned
- You should all join the RP
- America belongs to the natives
- Arg is incredibly cute, and he should also wear a catboy maid outfit
- Heck is also cute and should likewise don a catboy maid outfit
- Trans rights
- Uhhhhhhhh
- Eat more beans
- Pet a dog
- Be gay
- Do crime
- Eat bread
- Add estrogen to the water supplies
- You can't ride in my little red wagon
- Ok I'm out of decrees
- This amendment shall immediately be made to the Pod Day Act

I think someone interrupted my post chain so now I have to make more posts to get the triple post

trans rights so true

Kavagrad, The left wing federation, Fangon, and Lifistionia

Cumonste

Podria wrote:PLEASE DO NOT DOUBLE OR TRIPLE POST - as per regional law I (and Kavagrad and Argentigrad) can post twice in a row on the RMB and this is a privledge reserved only for us. If you, the reader, post more then once in a row and are not me, Kava, or Arg, you are breaking the law and I will break your kneecaps.

i like my kneecaps so i think i will be following this rule

Yr mum

i need to get a real flag lol

Lifistionia

Remdugard

Double posting? Triple posting?! What kind of straight, conservative, ultra-reactionary nonsense is that?

Good thing you condemned Vaush, otherwise I would have thought you people were some sort of CIA operatives!

Podria, The left wing federation, Northfell, and Bikini bottom-squidward trap house

The Rosy Red Republics of Podria

pod day decree:

new world factbook entry

The Rosy Red Republics of Podria

Pod Day Decree:

Llo told me to “cancel myself”
Normally I would follow every command from Llo, but today I’m rubber and he’s glue so Llo is cancelled for Pod Day. Sorry for the inconvenience, we will return to your normal Based Llo programming in approximately 3 hours.

Unity In Diversity!
Double posting is illegal if you aren’t me, Kava, or Arg. Don’t double post, kids.

Hecknamistan, Kavagrad, Greylyn, Sauros, and 3 othersAlans Land, New Flamington, and Bikini bottom-squidward trap house

The Peoples Empire of Yong

Question of the day:
If you were to wake up tomorrow and find you were reincarnated in another world, what would the world be, describe

Biotopia, Hecknamistan, and The left wing federation

The Anarchist Confederacy of Ghillemear

Well I got cancelled by Pod anyway.

Podria, Sauros, and The left wing federation

Bikini bottom-squidward trap house

Yong wrote:Question of the day:
If you were to wake up tomorrow and find you were reincarnated in another world, what would the world be, describe

UBI Paradise with Maoist Characteristics. The job I work for is on the edge terminating my employment :(
Each day that I go forward knowing I'm about to be told it's over, the more I catch myself playing "Red Sun in the Sky" to drown out my office's Zoom meetings.
Also Vaush is airbrushed out of the Twitch archives during said-paradise's Cyborg Rectification Campaign. He sits next to Nancy Pelosi in laogai.

Biotopia, The left wing federation, and Vocrodor

The Rosy Red Republics of Podria

As Pod Day 2022 comes to a close, I shall issue my final decrees:

- Not only can I triple post in perpetuity, but I can suppress the posts of Kava, Samon, and Wasc if they’re being cringe and lamepilled (a power I will use sparingly)
- Please get vaccinated and continue to wear a mask, social distance, and wash your hands
- Arg, Heck, Kava, and Dyl are cuties— but would be cuter in a catboy maid outfit
- Rosy Red >>> DDR
- Kent Delenda Est
- Trans Rights!

Merry Pod Day to all, and to all a good night!

Biotopia, Hecknamistan, Sauros, and The left wing federation

Northfell

Yong wrote:Question of the day:
If you were to wake up tomorrow and find you were reincarnated in another world, what would the world be, describe

Agony.... hell... torment... Taco Bell Crunch Wrap Supreme...

Biotopia, Fangon, and Bikini bottom-squidward trap house

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