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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

I like where your head's at, Holy immolation! 🤗
Huzzah!

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The United States of The Grumpy Grandpa

RAPSCALLIONS.

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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

Not nearly enough people piling onto Platypyre with their best insults. I am ashamed of this RMB.

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Holy immolation

The Salaxalans wrote:Not nearly enough people piling onto Platypyre with their best insults. I am ashamed of this RMB.

Who?

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Versatran

The Salaxalans wrote:Not nearly enough people piling onto Platypyre with their best insults. I am ashamed of this RMB.

Woah! 😯
Ashamed? 🤪
That's harsh, Bossman. Words cut deep! 😔

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Versatran

Hardyhomeland wrote:I'm not saying Matrixulated is ugly, but...
Burn!

As The Quiescent Platypus's Mother gave birth she screamed, "Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!"
🔥 Fugly Burn! 🔥

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Altered natives

🤣🤣🤣

OK, here goes...

What's the difference between The Quiescent Platypus and a bucket piled high with useless, stinking, manure?
The bucket. 🔥

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The botched pejazzle of the studly spud

What does the Platlypud and Ex-Lax have in common?
They both irritate the sh*t outta ya! 🤭
🔥

The Quiescent Platypus's political aspirations just won't go away...like a styrofoam turd we just can't flush him out of the Spiritus system.
🔥🔥

What happened? He's got the physique of a dropped lasagna.
Someone dropped an anvil on his tail.
His face looks like he got smacked with an axe.
Oily and soily, just all around fugly and with a facial expression like the 4th horse of the Apocalypse just snagged his testicles on a barbed wire fence! 🤪
🔥🔥🔥

Huzzah!

(how dare you The Salaxalans! 😤)

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World assembly of the studly spud

What's the difference between a tyre and 365 Platypyres?
One's a Goodyear, the other's a GREAT year!
🔥 burn 🔥
Huzzah!

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Latinempire

Who would live in my nation?

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Matrixulated

Dear The Quiescent Platypus,
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to pulverize your face with a mallet.
Sincerely, 🔥

M.

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Matrixulated reloaded

The Codestream is a masterpiece of creative genius in both form and function.
But, although we strive for perfection, errors such as The Quiescent Platypus exist as anomolous design flaws.
Like the T-Rex's short arms, leading to pent up anger, tension, and massive rage issues from the inability to masturbate.
Such is the confusing life of the Platypus.
So why did The Quiescent Platypus cross the road?
Because he got his penis stuck in the chicken.
🔥🔥🔥
MxR

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Matrixulated reloaded

Latinempire wrote:Who would live in my nation?

Latins? Latinos? 🤔
MxR

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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

Now that's what I'm talking about! BURN THE DUCK BEAVER!!!

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Muppet puppet manager

Yeah, like I dropped some acid and looked at some art by that Picasso dude, right?
Woah! 🤯
It totally twisted my melon, man! 😵
Like, Picasso, he should have been a taxidermist. "I’ve done your dog, dude. It’s got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, and 15 legs."
Then I thought of The Quiescent Platypus, man...and I had a religious epiphany! 👼🙏
God's a stoner and he dropped acid too, dude!
Righteous! Righteous! ✌️♥️

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Muppet puppet manager ii

Awwwe, why everyone bustin on dat Platypussy?
Me likes him fine. He OK. He try so hard. 🤗
Him look like he cosplaying every Muppet me know all at once. 🔥

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Muahhahah

It seems you can choose to be friends with The Quiescent Platypus, or you can enjoy life.
🔥Burn!🔥

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Moscieo

Why are you guys burning platypuses? I seemed to have missed something...

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Legendus

Moscieo wrote:Why are you guys burning platypuses? I seemed to have missed something...

Because they're great with fava beans and a nice chianti 😛

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The Spudtacular Matriarchy of Pulsroth

Legendus wrote:Because they're great with fava beans and a nice chianti 😛

Eat your seared platypus medium rare, and it's even greater with chips.

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Cardboard lootbox

What do you say to Platypuss with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told him twice! 🔥🔥

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Please be kind and rewind

Muahhahah wrote:I bet your dog ate all your math homework PBK! 🤣

Matrixulated wrote:Was that a burn, Son? That sure does read like a burn.
Yep, I think that was a burn. 🤔
I'm throwing you under the bus woodchipper that is Please be kind and rewind!
Scream for your Momma, boy! 🤗

M.

I think I stepped in something...💩
Nope...it's just you two stinking up the RMB as usual. 🤫

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Please be kind and rewind

What's red, brown, and furry and spins at 500rpm?
The Quiescent Platypus in my blender. 🔥

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The Holy Empire of The Quiescent Platypus

Didn't feel like a revolution over 300 if you ask me Please be kind and rewind, might want to see if the warranty is expired

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Altered natives

Aargh! It's still breathing! 😲
The abomination just won't expire!

It's like the time I ran over my Grandma's cat after the thing fell asleep on my rear car tire.
I guess it couldn't get out of the wheelwell in time.
"You killed my baby!" My Memaw yelped.
So I backed the car up and felt a bump as I ran over something...
"Uhh yeah," I said, "It's definitely dead now."
But it wasn't.
It just crawled onto the lawn and gave me the stinkeye. 😞

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