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Greetings, fellow earth ponies of the Pony Realms! We here at Canterlogic™ are here to provide elegant solutions for dealing with all those other creatures, such as unicorns and pegasi, that seem to have taken up residence in this otherwise wonderful region. Any earth pony that feels they deserve better than being hassled by these creatures this spring season are encouraged to check our new "daisy defense" line of products! Now hiring promising inventors for future advancement towards our next products.

"ERROR ERROR" called a 60-foot machine as it collapsed onto a small wagon. "Starting reset process" And as suddenly as it fell, it was back up and, on its way, this time slowly to a factory, as it never made it to the town.

"I'm going to the Backrooms, I'll be back in a few hours."
*Sinks through the floor.*

Intergalactic Penguins wrote:

Definitely interested in this daisy defense...but what's your stance on penguins?

After much debate, we at Canterlogic™ have decided that if certain others believe they would benefit from our brilliant designs then we have no place to deprive them. With only a slight upcharge for redesigns to make them usable by penguins, our products can be yours.

Canterlogic wrote:

Greetings, fellow earth ponies of the Pony Realms! We here at Canterlogic™ are here to provide elegant solutions for dealing with all those other creatures, such as unicorns and pegasi, that seem to have taken up residence in this otherwise wonderful region. Any earth pony that feels they deserve better than being hassled by these creatures this spring season are encouraged to check our new "daisy defense" line of products! Now hiring promising inventors for future advancement towards our next products.

Some of our friends are earth ponies, sure, but others are unicorns and pegasi. What do you think about that?

The apocalyptian herald wrote:

Some of our friends are earth ponies, sure, but others are unicorns and pegasi. What do you think about that?

We recommend that you and your earth pony friends purchase the anti-mindcontrol helmet™ for only 35 bits, to help you resist the manipulation of those others.

Anypony want to help us in a raid? If you are interested contact me and join the world assembly.