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The Free Land of Bearzarro World

4 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
7 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, a three-year-old has been selected to run the civil service.

The Muted Arias of Eldritch Empyrean

I have made contact with a rather interesting-seeming region: The Planet X. Permission to send an embassy request? All they ask is for access to our rich mineral deposits, and I get the sense that we barely ever use those :P

The controller of planet x

The Free Land of Bearzarro World

Eldritch Empyrean wrote:I have made contact with a rather interesting-seeming region: The Planet X. Permission to send an embassy request? All they ask is for access to our rich mineral deposits, and I get the sense that we barely ever use those :P

OOC: sure, go ahead. (IC, the Bearzarros would probably say "No" because we don't use those minerals, and would say "Yes" if we did... but then they might say "Yes" because they want to say "No". There are times when writing them is difficult...)

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4 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, brain injury is seen as a desirable outcome rather than a side effect of contact sports.
6 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.

The Muted Arias of Eldritch Empyrean

Bearzarro World wrote:OOC: sure, go ahead. (IC, the Bearzarros would probably say "No" because we don't use those minerals, and would say "Yes" if we did... but then they might say "Yes" because they want to say "No". There are times when writing them is difficult...)

Ha, yes this is a communication issue Superman also had when forced to deal with Bizarro World. So you're in good company.

The Free Land of Bearzarro World

Thank you for arranging the embassy.

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I was slightly surprised that this nation gets ranked only at 180'065th in the world for 'Most Extreme'... but I suppose that its various insanities must have cancelled each other out to some extent.

Today:
6 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, Bearzarro watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
7 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
12 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
13 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.

The controller of planet x

INCOMING TRANSMISSION

Greetings from The Planet X! We are thrilled to finally establish contact.

A small capsule appears from hyperspace containing gifts

Please, take these The Planet X themed baseball caps and coffee mugs as a symbol of our friendship.

END TRANSMISSION

The Muted Arias of Eldritch Empyrean

The controller of planet x wrote:A small capsule appears from hyperspace containing gifts

oooh! a mysterious capsule. I wonder what could be inside...

Branded cups and caps!

*pours some coffee into the baseball cap and places the coffee mug onto head and walks away proudly*

The controller of planet x and Bearzarro World

The Free Land of Bearzarro World

It am good that us are always alert.

The Muted Arias of Eldritch Empyrean

Bearzarro World wrote:It am good that us are always alert.

It am very good.

The Free Land of Bearzarro World

Regional Z-Day Results
Warning! Biohazard
Infected: 92.4% (2.00 billion zombies, 164 million survivors)
(Dead are only listed separately for each nation, but add up to around 15 billion.)
Cure: Prototypes Developed = Eldritch Empyrean, Bearzarro World, Asteroid Belt Communities.
Z-Rating: -5.1 Becoming Safe

I don't understand why this nation is listed among those that have developed a propotype for the cure: It wasn't given any instructions to do so... or, indeed, to do anything for Z-Day at all...
(Insert the"confused" smiley here)

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23 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
46 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Bearzarro World, gun shops sell hook hands and eye patches.

The united radds

A Galaxy wide transmission is sent from The Planet X, it shows a picture of The Controller and the following message.

Hello, we have sent this transmission to inform out closest allies and long lasting partners of the passing of our dear leader The Controller of the Planet X.

Due to some anomaly beyond our understanding they and many of our dear friends suddenly passed on, it has caused much chaos recently but now we have finally reached peace.

As of today, The united radds shall become The Controller and act as head of the sector until such a time in which we may bring back our friends.

We reach out to thank you, help or not, for standing by us despite all of this confusion.

If you have any further questions please reach out us,

Thank you and a happy holidays to those who will be celebrating this time of the sun cycle.

-Acting Controller Radd

The Muted Arias of Eldritch Empyrean

*turns on the SpaceVac and cleans up all of the cosmic dust*

The Free Land of Bearzarro World

"What am you not doing with dust? That did not takes us hours to spread out."

The Muted Arias of Eldritch Empyrean

*empties the bag of the SpaceVac and begins redistributing the space dust*

This is what'cha get when you take initiative...

:P

The Free Land of Bearzarro World

OOC: Sorry about that, I could have sworn that I'd logged into this nation in time to keep it alive.

The Muted Arias of Eldritch Empyrean

Bearzarro World wrote:OOC: Sorry about that, I could have sworn that I'd logged into this nation in time to keep it alive.

We must be out of raiding season, because no one seemed to have noticed :)

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