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Down Unian embassies to get new diplomats
In a broadcast today, the ministry of foreign affairs announced that the embassies from which diplomats were called back would be getting new diplomats and staff. The reason for this has not yet been made clear. Furthermore, the ministry announced that tourists would once again be prohibited from entering Down Unian in a vague statement citing recent policies against misinformation as the reason.
Another thing to note was Dem Kartic's absence in the broadcast which was the second time he has been absent. The government has refused to provide a reason as to why.
Ahh, welcome. There's a shower just down the hall and to the left if you need to wash off some debris. The cookies should be out of the oven by the time you're done.
Pari of land
Pari of land
Ah yes, lovely. I would like to warn you, though, the showers water temperature is nearly at boiling point, 95 degrees Celsius. Just a bit too warm for my liking.
Sidramye
Ah that would be me, you can lower the temperature by reciting the French National Anthem in Hebrew seven times while rubbing a rubber duck.
Hmm, I heard drinking six litres of pepsi in fifty seconds, while reciting the entirety of both the Old Testament and War and Peace backwards and in Mycenaean Greek and also balancing seven spoons on one of your eyelashes, also helps.
Due to civil unrest and unforeseen crop failure, Carpiente scientists estimate that this one great city will fall within 30 days . The population has decreased, the capital's government corrupt, there will be small towns still staying but most of the land will fall to farmers and others.
signed top advisory scientist, prof Horace Jackson
The Final Final-ly Goes Ahead After days of investigation, Edropian and international police have finally caught the perpetrator of the poisoning in Drefort last week. Toydemir Tezcan, a Down Unian fan with nationalistic tendencies who travelled to Edropia to watch his team win and who despised Jakob Bern's penalty call, has been arrested for attempted murder and is being kept in prison in Edropia to await trial. Mr Bern is recovering well in the meantime, and regrets that he will not be able to referee the final, which is to go ahead today as planned.
The Grand Final Tune in to the #laraleague channel of the Laraniem discord server for real-time updates on the match! https://discord.gg/WbFbFVCv Sidramye 0-0 Mistletoe Coast
And the winner is... After some incredible goals on both sides, and a remarkable comeback from Hetland who were down 3-1, the final was tied at full time. Half an hour of extra time was added. Two and a half minutes in, Mistletoe Coast's Barnabus Ravenswood scored, and it looked like a quick and easy victory for his team... but then, just 27 seconds later, while some MC fans were still cheering, Feliks Adben knocks the ball past their goalkeeper and into the back of the net. After this, the game remained tied, and it looked like it might go to a penalty shoot-out... But then... Just 6 minutes before the end... MC's Lysander Vanderbilt scored! With no time to come back, Hetland could only sit and watch as, continuing their unbroken 6-in-a-row win streak, Mistletoe coast wins LaraLeague Season 3!
Vae Cloaca has yet again been thrust into the football news, after announcing the creating of their own competition, independent from the EAF.
In a state-media press conference, the competition's outline was announced, revealing a format similar to that of LaraLeague, the refurbishment of Hell's Edge stadium (to a similar style of Edropia's Phoenix Stadium), and a strangely familiar competition name.
LegendLeague is set to take place within the next month, with preparations already on the way. An invite to all nations has been sent out. With they all receive?
Despite receiving an invitation to the event, the Hagstonian Football Association has announced the national team will not participate, due to the nature of Vae Cloaca and it's dishonest sporting history.
Although not officially recommending a boycott to the international community, the HFA President will "urge the world of football to carefully consider whether or not they compete in the event."
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