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The Holy Empire of Gosline

The Mouth Breathers of Bingusell

Gosline wrote:I love lamp

Mmmmmm, lamp good.

The People's Republic of Rathanur

Gosline wrote:I love lamp

Can someone who has more time than me create a convoluted pun regarding lampshades and lampshading? I think that may be the only joke one can do with this post and I don't have the time to figure it out. Or I guess you can pretend lamp is LAMP (Live Action Multiplayer) and ask what the rules are, but that seems more intellectually dishonest.

The Depressed Titans Fan of Virrecich

Gosline wrote:I love lamp

Are you gonna marry your lamp or smth?

The Breakfasty Eminence of North West Kansas

Gosline wrote:I love lamp

Lamp love you too

The Fertilized Mountains of The Litterbox

Chin up!
Chin up!

Everybody loves a happy face

Wear it,
Share it,

It'll brighten up the darkest place!

Twinkle,
Sparkle,

Let a little sunshine in...

You'll be on the right side
Looking at the bright side

Up with your chinny chin chin!

This very gay message brought to you from Charlotte's Web ©️1973

Those really corny messages? Sometimes they're worth listening to.

Calburia

Calburia

Is there anything else to do in this game?

The Depressed Titans Fan of Virrecich

The Litterbox wrote:Chin up!
Chin up!

Everybody loves a happy face

Wear it,
Share it,

It'll brighten up the darkest place!

Twinkle,
Sparkle,

Let a little sunshine in...

You'll be on the right side
Looking at the bright side

Up with your chinny chin chin!

This very gay message brought to you from Charlotte's Web ©️1973

Those really corny messages? Sometimes they're worth listening to.

Warning: For a select few of people, reading this may cause…

Headache
Heartburn
Vomiting
Kidney stones
Brain Tumors
Monkeypox
E. Coli
And Ligma

If don’t have the effects of those few people, then good job.

The Green Magpies of Nanualele

Brahmana wrote:Morning Karma! Time for your Question of the day!

Hey. 😎 Sup?

Howzit~

The Confederacy of The BLLSCS

goodnight everyone

The Republic of Coliantia

The Republic of The New Bengal Dynasty

Coliantia wrote:Good night!

When this was posted, it was noon for me... Speaking of which, is there a standard UTC for this region?

The Confederacy of The BLLSCS

goodmorning everyone

American enclave states

Goodmorning BLLSCS

The Desserted Wastelands of Erroria

The New Bengal Dynasty wrote:When this was posted, it was noon for me... Speaking of which, is there a standard UTC for this region?

The sun was exploded for the express purpose of abolishing timezones.
No standard UTC as far as I know though.

The Federal Republic of Chicken Tenderland

American enclave states wrote:Goodmorning BLLSCS

Yo wassup Sneedclave.

The Continent of Vandrak

I am demsoc. Are there any commies here? -~-

American enclave states

Negatory. Death to Communism!

The Karmic Republic of New Lablerith

Hey everyone, after yet another busy weekend, I am back.

The Fertilized Mountains of The Litterbox

In Soviet Russia...

Waldo finds you.

The Karmic Republic of New Lablerith

As I am back, I might as well post the QOTD. So.....

Hey Karma, it's time for Question of the day!

You have only 24 hours to live, what will you do in these 24 hours?

The Karmic Republic of New Lablerith

Hello and welcome to Karma The ussr 5, Ing blin, Rekkevidden, Leafville, Will likes whales whale, American enclave states, RUN AMOK and Calburia . How are you all doing?

You can start your journey in Karma by joining the World Assembly and endorsing our delegate Tevaris.
You can also start by answering today's Question of the day!

New Lablerith wrote:As I am back, I might as well post the QOTD. So.....

Hey Karma, it's time for Question of the day!

You have only 24 hours to live, what will you do in these 24 hours?

As you are new, you might need some help. These dispatches might help resolve your many doubts.

Karma's Newbie Guide


Answering Issues

➤ Answering issues develops your nation into something unique!

➤ Up to four new issues appear every day.

➤ Don't be afraid to dismiss an issue you don't like.

➤ Be sure to check Require confirmation in Settings to prevent accidentally accepting the wrong issue answer!


Staying Alive & Growing

➤ You must log in at least once every 28 days or your nation will Cease To Exist (CTE).

➤ It takes 20 days for your population to reach 62 million, after which population increases by 5-7 million per day.

Population

Unlocks

Time From Creation

250 million

An issue will allow you to name your capital.

90-100 days

500 million

Custom classification. For example: The "Something" of Bitty Kitty.

125-150 days

750 million

An issue will allow you to name your leader.

160-200 days

1 billion

An issue will allow you to name your religion.

196-250 days


Getting Involved: Regional Message Board

➤ The easiest way to get involved in Karma is by getting active on our Regional Message Board (RMB).

➤ Please come introduce yourself on the RMB!


Getting Involved: Discord

➤ We're quite active on discord and it's the best way to get to know us and learn more about NationStates and Karma.

➤ Discord is a free chat program for gamers. More information about Discord can be found at Linkdiscordapp.com.

➤ And here's the link to Karma's discord: LinkKARMA'S DISCORD


Getting Involved: World Assembly

➤ The World Assembly (WA) is the world's governing body, much like the UN in the real world.

➤ Please show your support for Karma by joining the WA and Endorsing Our Delegate.

➤ We like strong endorsement numbers, so endorse as many people as you can, and we'll be sure to endorse you back!

➤ More information about the WA can be found here: LINK.


Blocking Recruitment Telegrams

When you're ready to silence the storm of recruitment telegrams, do the following:

➤ Go to your Telegram Preferences.

➤ Click the Block All button for Recruitment.

➤ Click Update Filter.


Additional Guides & Info

➤ More information about Karma can be found in The Karma Hub.

➤ NationStates has it's own FAQ which can answer many basic questions.

➤ Here's a Super Awesome Guide that goes much deeper into everything NationStates.


Final Thoughts

➤ Don't be afraid to ask questions. We enjoy helping new players understand NationStates.

➤ If you want to see who's who in Karma, check out my dispatch, Collective Karma: Notable Nations.


Peace~!

Read dispatch


Karma's RMB Rules


Be Inclusive:

➤ Nationstates has players from all over the world. The age range is decades wide. Respect other players and keep the RMB environment civil.

➤ It is okay to talk about yourselves on the RMB! But be aware of the age range. Be aware that anyone can see your posts. Do not dox yourself or anyone else.

➤ Everyone has bad days. It is okay to admit you are having a bad day; however, it is not appropriate to talk about suicide, law-breaking, personal health issues, etc. on the RMB. If you need help, seek a professional.

➤ Our regional officers cannot effectively moderate languages other than English. English is our common language; speaking in other languages excludes those who cannot speak it. All RMB posts should be in English.

Sages and RMB Mods have the final say on enforcement and interpretation of regional rules.

Do Not Spam:

➤ Do not post links, ASCII art, long strings of emoji or emoticons, gibberish, or inappropriate language.

➤ Do not use puppet nations to talk to yourself on the RMB. You should only have one nation in Karma at a time. Puppet nations should be kept in Icor.

➤ Unless it is for a sanctioned regional event like Fridate or Question of the Day, refrain from posts with multiple paragraphs of text. An acceptable way to share longer posts is through the spoiler tags or by linking a dispatch.

➤ Do not recruit for other regions or for any offsite or interregional events. Any interregional coordination should be handled through our Department of Foreign Affairs.

Sages and RMB Mods have the final say on enforcement and interpretation of regional rules.

Abide By All Site Rules:

➤ Nationstates allows regions the freedom to moderate themselves, but there are some site rules too! (read more in the FAQ)

Read dispatch


Endorse Tevaris!

➤ While not mandatory, we strongly urge you to support Karma by endorsing our delegate, Tevaris (Nikt).


☆ Why? ☆

➤ We want to be a powerful voice in the World Assembly and we can't do it without you!
➤ Endorsing our delegate gives Karma a voice in the World Assembly and increases regional security.
➤ Every endorsement counts. It really does!


☆ How? ☆

You'll have to join the World Assembly (WA). Note: Only one of your nations may be in the WA at any given time.
1) Register your nation via email if you haven't already: LINK
2) Click [Apply to Join] on The World Assembly homepage
3) Check your email and confirm your application.
4) Go to Nikt's nation, scroll to the bottom of the page, and click [Endorse Tevaris]: LINK


☆ But...? ☆

➤ More information about the WA can be found on NationStates' FAQ
➤ If you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask!
Thank you for your participation! ~Karma

Read dispatch


If you have any doubts, you can ask here in the RMB. We will be happy to help.
Have a nice day!

The Karmic Republic of New Lablerith

Calburia wrote:Is there anything else to do in this game?

This game is built around its community. If you want to actively participate, you can join Karma's discord server (Link on the WFE- Karma's home page, 13+). You can also participate in Raiding and Defending, though Karma does not do that anymore, or you can take part in RP, mediaeval RP on Discord and Modern RP work in progress onsite.

The Fertilized Mountains of The Litterbox

New Lablerith wrote:As I am back, I might as well post the QOTD. So.....

Hey Karma, it's time for Question of the day!

You have only 24 hours to live, what will you do in these 24 hours?

Eat an entire package of Oreos.

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