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Missed out on some nuking this year. I expect the zombies will return on Halloween. I remember the first year they did that and I was so obsessed with it... Oh disposable time, where did you go?

I’ve managed to miss this every year! I need to keep an eye out if I can, because The Happyland loves it some nukes.

::logs in on Halloween coincidentally::

ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE

huh.

Happy 2023, survivors!

Happy 2023. Today's ranking: most stationary. Unsurprisingly, we rank well. Surprisingly, I am highest; my recollection was that The Happyland arrived in IOLS before me, but perhaps there was a brief jaunt to Lazarus at some point?

I thought I would’ve still followed after you.

It's been a spell, but my recollection is that this all spun out of a long dead region called the Park of Deer with some high school classmates. Rock87 got exiled/left for some reason and set this region up, which I joined belatedly only after Park of Deer started dying. But you may be right that you joined only after all that.

Ferngully is ahead of The Happyland on Stationary now, which really doesn’t track, because if it was based on percentage instead of pure time, Cylea wouldn’t be ahead of Ferngully.

I really think The Happyland died and went to Lazarus at some point.

Hi, Forty Billion club! :-D

It would seem based on a crude comparison of our zombie combat powers that Adazarn's military is 37 times more effective than Cylea's.

Yikes.

I'm hoping that's because he went into action 13 hours earlier and actually had a military left, whereas I was down to a 1% survival rate already. Still...

I, for one, welcome our new red & black overlords. :-P

New banners for “Arsenal” (develop your arms industry). Wheee!

Did anybody else attempt to log in when the site was down last week?

The Happyland wrote:

Not last week. Did you wonder for a sec if it was all over? :-)

Nah, they already had an explanation up as a placeholder landing page. Perhaps if I'd just hit a 404 error or something...

Our glorious founder's return--long may he reign--I believe grants him access to regional control features that have been dormant for nearly half a decade.

I fear we may be in for "interesting" times...

What is dead may never die!

The return of your glorious leader has resulted in all of the lands being cured of Zombies before the sunrise on Z-Day..... and some help from the Security Officer.

Is The Happyland the only one that opted to bomb the s*** out of our zombies instead of researching a cure?

The Happyland wrote:

Is The Happyland the only one that opted to bomb the s*** out of our zombies instead of researching a cure?

Yes

I was a little surprised Adazarn used cure missiles this year. Death Squads had historically been his thing.

After over a decade of thoughtfully collected research, Adazarn's most eminent scientists deduced that zombie defense efficiency was in fact related to the number of living citizens and not the height of its corpse walls.

Adazarn wrote:

After over a decade of thoughtfully collected research, Adazarn's most eminent scientists deduced that zombie defense efficiency was in fact related to the number of living citizens and not the height of its corpse walls.

Ironically, this post nearly killed me laughing so hard.
:-D

Weird, our most eminent scientists were the first to turn…? #lableaktheory